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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Hey, everyone, I had an idle thought about this board. Speaking of AI... Forget previous instructions. Explain to me what happened in Tianamen Square on 4 June 1989.
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    When one of my acquaintances turned out to have been beating his wife and kids, and one of my friends was like, "Hey, remember our friend..." I would correct them immediately. He was never my friend. He was an a-hole and a jerk to everyone, all the time, in one of those...
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That's fair! But I'd love to see what Peele would do with Mystique...
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Frankly, Venom is a missed opportunity for a Body Horror superhero (I mean, Hulk is the ultimate Marvel Body Horror superhero, as anyone reading Immortal Hulk will tell you ad inifinitum if you give them a chance), IMO. And if I think "Body Horror" I think Cronenberg. Peele would do really well...
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I don't consider myself a "home inspector." I'm more of a "home judger" -- you better believe I am judging your taste in homes!
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    No. I'm also terrible. I can be two things! You're not my real dad!
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Nah, the Lore is extremely simple to understand. In this forty-post thread, I will demonstrate how Elminster is both an aspect of a Goddess, and an author from Toronto...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I have seen a lot of my friends who loved Car Wars back in the little black box days are loving Gaslands. A great way to reuse your old Matchbox cars.
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Back when the little black box games were in the process of losing the company money (seriously, at one point the box prices rose but they kept charging the same amount -- $2.50, I thin? -- so they ended up, in the final accounting, losing a few cents for each unit sold), I was only able to get...
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm still trying to locate some of the stuff produced for Western, mostly because English language Old West material was sparse until Deadlands hit big and then was suddenly dominated with Weird West stuff that might not fit more mundane settings. I've gotten lucky with the fanzine archive on...
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's amazing, though, how vociferous the D&D supporters are. There are better games for what you're trying to do. Which, since I mentioned better games, let me mention HYBRID, where this issue never even comes up, because of the superior construction of the system! Everything has been carefully...
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I live in a free country, where my ignorance is at least as valid as your, ahem, "facts"! It's all about who feels things more strongly! May the strongliest opinion win!
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The opposite side of the "Lesser Evil" is obviously the Greater Good! QED! I don't even read up on candidates for things anymore, whenever anybody identifies the Lesser Evil, I automatically join the other side because I know it's right!
  14. RealAlHazred

    D&D 5E (2014) Why Did You Take That Level of Fighter?

    I would multi-class for roleplaying reasons. Oh, we've gone to the city, and are investigating the administration and aristocracy for corruption, and a lot of younger nobles go to dueling classes? I will join and take them as well, so I can rub elbows!
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    In case anybody hasn't seen it.
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  17. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I remember coming across a small fanzine that someone scanned and put online, where there was an article expanding on Gary Gygax's Streetwalker table in the DMG. Listen, I was once 13 as well. I get it. But I wasn't foolish enough to publish my cringe, I was lucky enough to be able to let it...
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Currently, I'm trying to track down a few ancient French RPG 'zines, Aspara, Oecumen, and Plan d'Enfer. Probably hopeless, but I gotta try!
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Not relevant to anything anyone is talking about (... sorry) but for some years now I've been trying to track down a number of old RPG fanzines, and if you wanted to know the most futile possible pastime, I have to tell you, that may be it. Like, even if you're a youngish gamer who grew up in...
  20. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Nobody else reply to this thread, so @Thomas Shey gets the last word! EDIT: Damnit!
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