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Sadly, I don't think there's a well-known "Museum of Roleplay"...

Psh. Facts‽‽‽ Facts are useless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

This is just sad and disheartening. I'll go to my grave still wondering what his plan was to wrap up his plotlines in Wormy.

Absolutely here: My sarcasm will get me banned, if I'm lucky. Tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail if I'm somewhat unlucky. Thankfully, I know how to use the Backspace key and am comfortable keeping most thoughts to myself, no matter how funny I think they are. This is Survival of...

I tried to come up with a joke about Heracles and Antaeus, and I think, after wrestling with it for a bit, it's a winner.

I've discovered a cool way to increase my list size. I put anyone on Ignore who talks about putting people on Ignore! ... ... Crap. Now I have to Ignore MYSELF!...

Just lick and think of England. Of course, as a USAian, when I think of England, it's usually Sherlock Holmes.

Do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?

Wow. Well, I guess if you have a liver transplant at 39, you have real issues. Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Rest in peace.

I'm going to invent my own wheel! With blackjack and hookers!

*you're Sorrynotsorry

Their blocked what? Their blocked post? Their blocked account?

Michelin star restaurants don't appeal to me for some reason.

Your loss! I released bon mots of unparalleled greatness and rare wit*! Truly, once-in-a-lifetime moments of humor to provide a sensible chuckle! *Rare for me.

Well, there goes the neighborhood...

Florida is above New Jersey?!? I've eaten out a lot in both states, and I disagree strongly with this!

Old Arabic Proverb: “A foolish man may be known by six things: Anger without cause speech without profit change without progress inquiry without object putting trust in a stranger and supporting Damage on a Miss.”

I mean... that's kind of Zach's whole bit... Terrible but amusing conclusions...

Having finally had a chance to look at the 2024 pizza, I'm not sure I can agree it's "basically" the same pizza that was introduced in 2008. I think there's elements from pizzas I've had in 2014, 2008, 2003, and 2000. Heck, I'm pretty sure I can recognize elements from the pizza I was having in...

Well, sure. Not with that attitude it isn't! That's quitter talk!