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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    NO, WE DON'T! I DIDN'T AGREE TO MEET!
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Wait, you can do SOUND?! ... Can you do music? Like a loop?
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The only thing I remember from my dream last night is, just before I woke up, I was saying, "People are complicated. Like, take Jesus for example. He hung out with prostitutes and thieves. But he also helped a rich man's camel pass through the eye of a needle, so we celebrate the good things he...
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's a 7-forum army of sock-puppets! CAVEAT: I don't actually know what thread you're talking about, but the mental image amused me.
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    So you should charge at least CAN$550 for them, IMO. If I'm going to buy a handmade chainmail shirt anyway, I'd expect to pay at least that much for something not a piece of crap, and I'd rather the money went to a friend instead of a stranger.
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The 1959 Cadillac had more trunk space than any car made in the last 30 years.
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Watching Uglies, which drew us in because it has nice cyberpunkish/solarpunkish aesthetic. I was all set to write a longish rant, and then my wife did a better job in one sentence. "This movie has fridge logic problems so extensive I didn't even need to get up and stare into my fridge for them...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Since we're talking fonts, I'll mention Elan, which I selected when I was writing One Page Dungeon modules and wanted to find a font that was still legible at small size.
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Movies watched in-flight: Ocean's 8 (2018) and The Fall Guy (2024). I like a good heist film, and Ocean's 8 is pleasant -- it has a lot of stars who get to do cool stuff, and the story fits well with the previous Ocean's films. The Fall Guy was another pleasant movie. I remember some people...
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Coming back from a 2- week trip to Germany so my relatives there could meet my daughter. So far the most WTF moment has been at Copenhagen Airport, where we, two adults burdened by several carry-ons and a one-and-a-half-year-old baby, had to negotiate an exterior set of metal stairs, in a...
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That's fine. I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. It'd be lonely!
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I would love to encourage people to visit the Double Exposure homepage, which was the convention group that I used to manage RPGs for. Unfortunately, a few years ago, they finally moved providers to a company that prevented them from using marquee text and similar tricks, so it's pretty plain...
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Look, if I didn't argue in bad faith, I would never argue at all! And why would I remove from the world such wonderful bon mots as my perfect arguments? Really, you should all be thanking me for being such a jerk!
  14. RealAlHazred

    Dragon Reflections #81

    For some reason, I always thought this cover was the issue that had the Ice Age D&D section, but I think that was actually #68.
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    You posted this in a thread about Pineapple on Pizza, which everyone hates (or the are misinformed, or in denial), so...
  16. RealAlHazred

    Dragon Reflections #81

    Interesting factoid, derro breast milk has the highest lead levels of the humanoid breast milks, based on detailed studies done by the Waterdeep Department of Unnecessary Gameworld Lore
  17. RealAlHazred

    Dragon Reflections #81

    I statted it out for my games as a "snow leopard," which sounded innocuous enough my PCs went on safari, only to be horribly shocked when they finally encountered the beast and realized how big it was; then they found out it was fairly smart (think The Ghost and the Darkness). What they thought...
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm pretty sure this one was Michael Scott.
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "You want input? I'd call this Kickstarter uninspired, but that would be an insult to many other terrible Kickstarter that are, somehow, still better than this one. I'm not saying you need to master thousands of years of literature to write, but it would be great if you got past page 2 of your...
  20. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    We didn't get either -- the sourdough starter was too labor-intensive, we couldn't take the time to go shopping for those other gadgets.
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