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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    See, this reminds me of part of The Story of My Experiments with Truth, by Gandhi, where you learn the central tenet of Buddhism of, "Every man for himself."
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Is that why you're always asking me how my game is going? C'mon, I'm just trying to have a normal, adult conversation about [political stance / religious views / musical tastes / global climate change / literally anything nowadays]! I'm not trying to start a fight!
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I am shocked Bards in 5.5E do not get "Power Ballad" spells instead of "Power Word". My disappointment is immeasurable, and my year is ruined. Thanks a lot, Wizards!
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Conference Call just now. Other Guy: "See, we have the Known Knowns, which is things we know we know; and Known Unknowns, which is things we know we don't know. But how they get you is the Unknown Unknowns, which is things we don't know we don't know." Me: "Actually, that's not what usually...
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Came here to post this, pretty satisfied I was beaten to the punch.
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    One in five! That's not that bad - it's, like, a third of the people!
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Well, if they file a legal motion in Georgia, that would not be the craziest motion they've had filed.
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I mean, Georgia is getting a reputation as an "Effed Around, Found Out" state... https://www.corrections1.com/corrections/articles/f-this-court-woman-files-bleep-filled-tirade-against-judge-csjkM4ckT98dYAAH/
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My favorite local bagel shop has low-carb bagels for just such customers, that are basically pre-scooped.
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The Money Pit is a fine movie, and I will not hear people talking smack about it.
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Okay... Which roleplaying game element is "thin crust" and which one is "normal," what do the pineapple and sausage represent in this context, and most importantly, how is this complaining about D&D enthusiasts? The analogies have gotten away from me at this point. EDIT: Wait! Is Little...
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Dammit, did I miss the ChatGPT discussion? Because I have a relevant video! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_IkB-cuCZF/
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Since having a daughter, my ability to instantly respond to the fullest about anything, either online or in-person, has been severely curtailed. As a result, I've started learning how to save thoughts to complete for later. It's difficult, and sometimes I can't find the thread anymore after I've...
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Psh! Watch The Cure for Insomnia, and then we can talk about long films!
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Jianyu Li is the wisest monk I have ever seen on television.
  16. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It is not! This is a thread for pizza discussion, and you have to go and bring your bagel bites in here? Reported! Seriously, though, I don't play MtG, but friends in my various gaming groups over the decades have been avid players. We had a RoleMaster game at one point with 10-12 PCs, and so...
  17. RealAlHazred

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    So, if I'm taking the Bar Exam, can I file for a time extension? Will they give me extra credit if I file the time extension paperwork properly?
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm not saying the system isn't broken. I'm just saying if I'm prevented from buying my seventh megamansion on grounds formerly held sacred by a minority ethnicity, I'm burning the whole thing down and damn the consequences. In other words, if I have to, I'm nuking the whole thing from orbit.
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My wife is from the South, I grew up in New Jersey. She had to explain to me that most Southerners use the phrase only ironically; she has gotten used to the Jersey method of saying what you mean. My mother-in-law, however, only uses "Bless your heart" unironically.
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