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Sabaron comes running in, as excited as a little kid. "Master Master! I defeated Dalamar, earned my Brown Belt, acquired the Foot style to offer before you, and wish to learn Thunder style from you!" Out of breath, Sabaron awaits his sensei's reply.

Sabaron, noticing an anthill, goes over and kicks some big red fire ants at Dalamar. The foot torments the village; quells the violence of the field! ooc: Go ahead, use the Hammer move. You know you want the match to end, right Dal? :)

Quick as lightning, Sabaron moves to intercept and dominate Dalamar's move. The lightning dominates the tundra; averts the stab of the venom!

ooc: Just a reminder that we now alternate posts, so Dalamar is first.

A wee little man appears at the gate. He is dressed all in green and looks quite drunk. "My name be Eilan 'The Hammer' Cooger, and I'd like to join your gang... you beat me up pretty good and that's something I can respect. How 'bout it? If you accept, I'd wish to become 'Eilan, Hammer of...

"Who says I spare him? Just kidding, of course I will. Have a drink, friend?" Eilan dismounts his turtle and offers his whiskey bottle to the little gnome. "Sash didn't work out so well last time, so I'll make money the old-fashioned way. Through extortion! Thug 1, here I come!"

Still riding the turtle, Eilan takes another swig from his whiskey bottle and tries to bash the little gnome with it! The hammer slashes the city; dominates the rolling of the tree!

<MeowthBot> 1: The lightning dominates the tundra; averts the stab of the venom! <MeowthBot> 2: The scythe kicks by the glade; conceals the chi of the river! <MeowthBot> 3: The foot torments the village; quells the violence of the field! <MeowthBot> 4: The blizzard rides atop the waterfall...

Eilan takes a boxing stance and throws a punch at Garden Gnome. Suddenly his face screws up in pain, and he leaps away from the gnome. Looking down, he sees a huge snapping turtle biting his foot. He yanks the turtle off his foot and throws it in his pot. The turtle rapidly grows to 6 feet...

"Ooooh... I'm shaking in my boots! A two foot tall Death!" Eilan tries to stomp the wee gnome flat by jumping on him! The manticore overwhelms the tower; waves away the assailment of the barrens!

ooc: "Hammer" is a sig style of mine. :) Sabaron next tries to trip Dalamar, aiming a thrust at his knees. The thunder thrusts the wastelands; silences the energy of the wind!

Calling on the Dark Side of the Force, Eilan throws lightning at his foe, trying to make the water inside him turn to steam and pop him like popcorn! The lightning destructively dominates the orchard; shields the foray of the fires!

Eilan climbs his pot and leaps onto the wooden one, trying out a move he saw in the WWF! The manticore leaps over the vineyard; averts the violence of the barrens!

Eilan slips on a pair of spiked knuckles over his boxing gloves and tries to cut down the wee lawn ornament. "TIMMMMMMMMMMMBER!" The avenging scorpion slashes the island; waves away the touch of the sands!

Eilan comes out swinging drunkenly with his fists, making a show of his inebriated ineptitude. Just as Garden Gnome closes in, *POW* out comes the mechanical fist, right in the little gnome's gut. The secret fist sucker punches the dungeon; wards off the assailment of the blade!

Eilan seems a bit annoyed with the way this match is going. He takes a swig from a bottle he keeps in his pot and begins to sing: "LARK IN THE MORNING The lark in the morning she arises from her nest And she ascends all in the air with the dew upon her breast And with the pretty ploughboy...

Shillelagh still in hand, Eilan tries to send the Gnome's cap spinning off of his head! The oak spins in the midst of the badlands; avoids the slash of the fires!

Eilan pops out of his pot to see if the Garden Gnome is ash yet. Finding that it is not, Eilan pulls out a shillelagh and bops the lawn ornament with it! The oak breaks the well; fends off the quickening of the sickle!

Eilan jumps back into his pot to both avoid the spear and change out of the silly pajamas. 5 minutes later, when the Garden Gnome gets tired of waiting, he goes to peek in the pot to see what Eilan is up to, and a huge jet of flame comes out of it, as Eilan attempts to use the wee wooden one...

Eilan jumps into his pot. When he comes out, he's wearing tiger-striped pajamas. He begins prancing about, trying to get the judge to laugh. The tiger prances within the foothills; absorbs the punch of the wood!