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Hero's are unique little snowflakes... For realm defence, you need troops on the ground to pound on all the annoying things like orcs, gobbys, bugbears, peasent uprisings and so on. Not to mention all the other things like a rogue noble, or an invading enemy country, or to invade another...

Think I can come up with an 'Evil Grandma' NPC in no time. Deformity (Flatulence) [Vile] Deformity (Hirsute) [Vile] Deformity (Teeth) [Vile] Deformity (Tongue) [Vile] "Come give nanna a kiss Billy!" *pharp* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ed- I think theyre really good btw

Not as far as I know. About the only 'un-encumbering' armour and weapons I can think of is the metal ones made of Mithral. Heavy becomes medium, Medium Mithral armour counts as light, light armour still counts as light and theres a better dex check and less chance of spell failure. So I guess...

After crawling over the spellbooks of my generalist wiz Ive played for 11years and trying to get some of them back, most of the non combat ones transfer over pretty well. (You know, all the cute ones like Bigbys Construction Crew, Bookworm bane, Quimby's Enchanting Gourmet etc, etc :) )...

When I brought my high level over from 2E a few months ago I bought along all her stuff too, well some of it that still existed and the rest is sorta changed too... Some of that was full Adamantine chain +5, which I went to a lot of effort getting the metal, refining it and finding someone to...

Well, I feel I just got that bit more stupid after reading it, or maybe its the after effects of having my intelligence insulted?

Fighters are absolutely essential at epic levels, they keep doing damage and keep the nasty's away from the casters. They also keep doing that damage long after the cleric, the sorcerer and the wiz is out of their big spells. Some fights will suit the casters better, others the fighter so its...

Try a druid? They can sort of heal, sort of fight and sort of annoy people with spells if you wanted a bit of versitility. Though I think you could pretty much play any type of wiz and help out that area.

Oh well, if I made someone happy its a worthwhile effort :) Yeah, a lot of my mates went the 'married in suburbia' route, then a few years later its the 'divorced and seeking visiting rights' and after awile a few of them end up 'finding god', joining some loony christian cult and decide your a...

Hey theyre really nice, I used to paint the lil mongrels myself about 8 years ago and it drives you insane. I'd get through a big unit of critters and by the time I was done you'd look back and see the improvement over them and sort of cry for a bit and re-do the first ones... Endless tears I...

My UV mapper is playing up a bit at the moment so I havent been able to do as much as I would like with textures. The chainmail on the limbs is another problem in of itself, legs was easy enough because I could map it straight onto the body, arms well theyre a different set of models which...

As your GM about it, not us.

rofl@zappo Ahhhh, well. Us poor old normal PC's will just go to our foundrys and start churning out NERF BAT (Tm) great clubs of Half-Dragon slaying and liberally distribute them to barbarian tribes and anyone else thats up for a good culling. You have to wonder though, with the amount of...

Seeing as theyre lowbies, Maybe a ring that gives a bit of heat resist, +1 saves and a +1 to a crafting skill of some sort. Maybe not the most exciting of toys but at least it would be something that isnt in the DMG.

I hope to never play with such people. You scare me. Fair enough theres a certain amount of intellectual copywrite with fiction (if you could call it that) but I hope you both get Judge Judy on the day it makes court so I can see it on TV :) (Still, the chances of anyone want to trot out one...

One thing about auctions I never liked was that you didnt really get to check out the car in a lotof detail, most are pretty reputable though and make sure that nothing makes the floor that isnt hot or bent. But yes, dealerships are bad places full of some very slimy and stupid people that will...

Aye, as a once off it might be a good way of getting rid of a 'problem' magical item, but if it gets used as described your pretty soon going to find that the party simply cant continue, hence the adventure pretty quickly comes to a grinding halt of- "Well, we'd like to keep going but we're down...

Ono! Dont eat the furry friends :( Rangers, especially the elf or half elf ones are quite good eating and you dont have to feel bad about making the innocent little critter have to give up their life. Invariably, you'll stumble into another party member later on thats either- An elf A Ranger A...

Ah very nice, the thought of an anvil stamped on some orc's forehead really does show that the stunties have a sense of humour :) The runesword is probably my favorite out of the lot.

"that Dragon has deliberately followed suit in an attempt to whammy the potential consumer with a critical hit to the optic nerve." Would 'tragic' be too strong a word to describe it these days? :) Ah well guess its all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then its fun and games with one...