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  1. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Clarification: You open the doors with the keys... and search inside them for the spoons and such.
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    Elvish Misconception Part I

    None of these cells are open, you get the keys from the guards (I assume) and open the cells, all of the corpses have a spoon each. Other than that they have nothing of interest.
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    casting "beyond your abilities"?

    I have never done this in a campaign, its never seemed to be in order (I have a problem of letting PC's live... :( ) But I would probably go with making it cost a lil bit of EXP, a LOT of spells slots, (maybe all depending on the level). I dont like the feats idea, It wouldn't take much for a...
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    Now that I am behind the counter I will stand up and look around for the snipers, if none are found I will 'Line of Fire' the platemail dude "I dun feel tooo good" OOC: Is my vision blurred?
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    "I .... think ... I'm ... Gunna.. HURL!" I am going to go behind the counter of the drink serving place... and lay down...
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    Elvish Misconception Part I

    When you kill the stick-wielding guard, his form contorts and melds to a grayish form. As you open the door and there is a cul-de-sac identicle to the one you just left. Spoons in hand you walk through the door, every cell has a being in it, every being is dead.
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    The Elves from Elvish Misconceptions.

    DM DM Stats: 999 Skills: name ranks bonus ALL 999 +1932445 Profient with all weapons Feats: All from PH Hand of the DM*** *** Each finger does... Thumb: Casts Fireball, lightning bolt, and Magic Missile as a 999th level Wizard. As well as summoning ANOTHER Tarrasque (next to...
  8. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Blah Well, We are going to back up considerably, I apologize. The guards are dead. You all stand before the dead beings. Alright, Argent... the Gladius guy ... and another have short swords. There are 2 small sticks next to the corpse, and no one has the ability to speak If I...
  9. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Alright, We are going to have to back up.. a lot... If you want to go along his path post that this, if you would allow me to come back... post your opinion... I will go faster, I have a plot now
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    Elvish Misconception Part I

    BACK Alright, Your god is back and the DM freaked EVERYTHING
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    THIS IS EVILMOUNTAINDEW Ey, I'll be using this name until I can get EvilMountainDew back working.. grrrrr... Oh well Seeing the predicament, (Did we get any of the stuff we ordered?) I will draw and shoot at the big guy with my MW mighty +3 Composite Longbow (RAWR!). BUT Mage Armor. "I...
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    Manana I will post stuff tomarrow (Thursday at about 4:00)
  13. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Shuffle behind back == getting wand outta pocket and putting it into his hand! Hrmmm, I take that back although it does work out... He points it at the group and suddenly the world goes quite, (you can still see, but talking has no result) You all see him mouthing some words (!@#$) and he...
  14. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Alright I don't have my books with me. Ill email it too you tomarrow, Im on the wrong puter and no time now All: jump on it and stab it, overwhelming the frightened creature. The 3 short swords stabbing in at every possible angle, and slowly the creature dies. Guard: It pulls out the wand...
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    ah "I dont like the idea of parting with the scepter!!!! But seeing I am more greedy than power hungry, Ill do that' I like the 1000 to each and the communal money. "Although I've known you guys for only 3 fortnight, I don't mind hanging out with you."
  16. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    WRONG Hey! I said it was COMBAT... thus its still frothing on top of the wounded guy!!! Where did you guys get the hint that combat was over??!!?!?!?!
  17. EvilMountainDew

    The Divine Records of Exalted Deeds and Vile Darkness

    Elvish Misconceptions: Not much of a plot yet... just started Elvish Misconceptions Part I OOC: Elvish Misconceptions Argent -- Avan Whitespell Sulli -- Thock -- Zarius Thomas Hobbes -- Nameroc Jemal -- Al'Quien DM_Matt--Joran Uriel_Fire_of_Heaven --Drynin the Vagabond
  18. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    You tell that to the Badger, lol What will your AC be total then?
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    OOC: Elvish Misconceptions

    Fair 'nuff
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    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    "Well then, if we were as you propose why would we have been struck with the item," and I point to the hole in Jasper's armor. "I would not believe anyone here would attack themselves..."letting my voice trail off, I then look around the room and say, "Well then, if you are so daft as to not...
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