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  1. EvilMountainDew

    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    Being my impatient self, I then whip out my most prized possession, the scepter. "This is what he came for! Beautiful, isn't it?" I then let that glimmer in my eyes return as I stare upon the perfectly crafted Item and the flames drawn into it.
  2. EvilMountainDew

    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    "You seem a solid-enough individual, I request of knowing if you are friend or foe! This can be verified, and I hate liars!" I then try to look imposing..grrr puny pale mage flesh...
  3. EvilMountainDew

    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    "Lets trust him"
  4. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    [OoC] the sword is still around. Im not going to do this as combat, just as actions, unless some attacking happens. also, i never said the intelligent guard died![OoC] Badger: As your eyes meet the squinted eyes of the badger, he LEAPS at Al'Quien. (natural 20.. regular hit) The badger...
  5. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Re: sorry...but...? he did
  6. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    first, no one attacked with a spoon... just used it to pry open a brick
  7. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    fair nuff Fair 'nuff
  8. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Grrr As you approach the badger it growls, "grrrrrrr" (the joy of a bored DM), and backs into a corner.
  9. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Blah Im too lazy to roll, so Im going to. The badger is about the size of a mastiff. Dyrnin: You successfully cast the spell, and the guard does nothing but stand completely still. AL'Quien: You run towards the overconfident guard, and smash the brick over his head. Nameroc: You...
  10. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    k Some clarifications, there is only one guard left, and technically its 2 to 6 (not 1 on 6 like you told him) Another thing is, if they were smart enough to not give you PENS because they were sharp, you think they'd let you have a Scroll? Al'Quien- Since there is only one guard left, im...
  11. EvilMountainDew

    OOC: Elvish Misconceptions

    OOC Alright, I understand and I dont mind such a thing in this board... but I did what I thought was right and I knew it was subdual. NOTE, (1) I made this race up (2) I rolled 2 d20 hit points and he only had 5 (3) The strength and d3 of hitpoints killed him anyway (4) He was already in a...
  12. EvilMountainDew

    Shades of Netheril (Forgotten Realms) (268)

    "I, too, agree although he seems friendly enough, I think caution is important."
  13. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    "I'll have none of this!" the intelligent guard says, "STOP NOW!" DM_Matts char: As there is only one within attacking range, you run towards the corpse, dive to the ground, grab a short sword, and you then attack the large... thing. (DM Matt's character name) lunges towards Guard 3 ( 17 + 4 =...
  14. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Im sorry.. heh I knew there was a problem... I only planned for 6 people... I KNEW something was awkward... Oh well,,, someone will just have to die... as for Avan Init = 15
  15. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    [OOC] DM_Matt, wuts your character's name.. and then did you send me anything other than 'Partial stats' Initiatives!! Dyrnin=22 DMATT=21 Thock = 16 Al'Quien=15 Zarius= 10 Nameroc=7 For this Inits generally arent going to matter.. it wasnt supposed to be difficult
  16. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Im going to wait until more people post wut they are going to do... when i get 4 of the 6 (maybe less) Ill finish the combat
  17. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Right as Avan puts his hand through Guard 2 2 more run out. "Get him," yells one without any mispronunciations. "Tay, I will buss!" The guards run to the fray.. Whose gunna attack, and if so what ya gunna do?
  18. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    ERRR Clarification!!!! I do rolling
  19. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    All armor is gone! As Avan swings his fist at the armored man, (20 {natural}, 4 .. regular hit ) and right about as he hits the man his hand glows a bright blue, and he (3 + 2+3=8) slams his hand through the armor and the chest. The already mangled body falls to the ground.
  20. EvilMountainDew

    Elvish Misconception Part I

    Assuming I assume that Nameroc is going to open his cell and then throw the keys the next person, then the next then the next... and i assume this is happening WHILE the fighting is going on. When Gaurd 2 is left he looks at Nameroc and in horror he screams, "JAIL BROKEDNESS"
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