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  1. Gez

    OotS 449

    By the way, here's a copy of the strip hosted on ImageShack. I think some people may appreciate. (For the record, given that Rich Burlew's strip's popularity has consistently been too much for his server, it could be a good thing if the future threads like this one would always provide it. You...
  2. Gez

    OotS 449

    Ah. That's going to be a problem, given he's already dead. ;)
  3. Gez

    Chris Pramas (Green Ronin) on the future of D&D

    I think "burritos" is a diminutive form of "burros."
  4. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    Legolas is not a Noldor.
  5. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    Of course, given the interviewers, Gygax wasn't going to say "I hate Tolkien and tried to limit lotrish influence as much as possible." :D Point is, D&D elves are not LotR elves. You could make a case they're closer to Hobbit elves, maybe... But that's it.
  6. Gez

    Oots 447

    Quoting myself:
  7. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    This analogy would be very apt if there were many long-lived people (elves, maybe?) who were there at the time and would still be there now, refusing to accept that time has changed and still behaving like mass human sacrifices are something to do every week end. 'Cause, you know, people who...
  8. Gez

    Oots 447

    I object to your use of the word "planning" here. Redcloak was planning, Xykon was watching his teevo. Xykon is powerful enough to not care about planning. This may be his undoing... If there are a few powerful priests in the SG. It's not impossible -- people have been harping on the court...
  9. Gez

    Oots 447

    If Xykon wants to destroy the gate, then why is he bothering with that whole Azure City sidetrek, given that he already had two destroyed gates (in Lirian's forest and in Dorukan's dungeon)? And also, why was he considering both destructions as inconvenient setbacks? Xykon doesn't want to...
  10. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    I did not say that. Elves could have had ear shaped like saxophones in his vision for all I care. I was just saying that I don't remember Tolkien explicitely describing the shape of elven ears in LotR or The Hobbit, so people using "D&D elves have pointy ears" as an argument for "D&D elves are...
  11. Gez

    20th level with 20 classes

    What about replacing that by Hexblade (CW) instead?
  12. Gez

    Oots 447

    Go to your local anthropology museum with a baseball bat, and start bashing the collections there to experiment. :p
  13. Gez

    Does an elf poop in the woods?

    Actually, dragons have some rule support for a claim that they don't create waste. "A dragon’s metabolism operates like a highly efficient furnace and can metabolize even inorganic material. Some dragons have developed a taste for such fare." Quoth the Monster Manual. The Draconomicon has more...
  14. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    Where did Tolkien say elves had pointy ears, again? (Related question, where did Tolkien say orcs were green? But there's fewer people thinking green orcs originated from LotR.)
  15. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    And apparently, he never read The Hobbit, where a bunch of elves (of the exact same ethnie as Legolas, they're his kins) get completely drunk on HUMAN wine (no silliness about "feywine" or whatever that's more potent than what mere mortals can stand), so drunk that Bilbo manages to free the...
  16. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    Well, all the people that play in the Forgotten Realms, for example. And everyone else who abide by the cliché of elves as the "most ancient and powerful race." Why should fey-like, chaotic, whimsical eternal adolescents be the most powerful race anyway? By the way, though I take the "most...
  17. Gez

    OotS 446

    The MT is in the SRD. That said, she could be Clr/Wiz (or DN)/MT/TN... Let's give her three level in each (I'll just assume without checking that it's possible), makes her level 12, and a decent threat.
  18. Gez

    Why do elves suck?

    I don't like how they're allowed to be Lawful Evil and yet be considered of Chaotic Good alignment. Also, I don't like how they'll always do everything they can to hog the spotlight in every campaign setting.
  19. Gez

    OotS 446

    He's morphologically speaking a skeleton. He could keep a lot of things in, say, his ribcage.
  20. Gez

    Why is D&D for sale?

    No, that's Ronald Reagan.
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