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On the other hand, don't have sex and you get sacrificed by the Mad Priest Iushubnur to the Evil God Zrivurb'ulb The Five-Headed Lobster, so it's a wash.

See Belkar in strip 58, as I already said in the other thread.

Rich's forums must be overloading the site. Talk about successful drama!

Eggs and breakfast? (Eek, raw eggs, yuck.) Caviar?

I think the "knowingly" refers to "committing the act", not to "understanding the act was evil." If a Paladin, adventuring in a dungeon to save some token innocent-orphaned-damsel-in-distress, walks on a pressure plate that triggers the fall of said innocent in a big shark-infested vat of...

She would have fallen if she had killed Belkar, way back then. So her fall WAS a no-brainer now. If killing Belkar (given the circumstances and the evil nature of Belkar) was enough to make her fall, there's no way in Hell (or rather in Heaven, because the way in Hell, Miko found it, teehee)...

She fell and left a crater. If she wants to atone, the quickest way for her would be to grab a shovel and dig up to the antipodes! :]

Yeah, the palette changed. It's not the first time, remember Belkar.

Nope. Completely false. Roy's dad used them. They just agreed with Roy's dad's plan. No. The situation isn't that at all. It's rather a case of a juror handpicking the court where he'll do his duty. Again, Shojo DIDN'T make Roy's dad come, it's Roy's dad who imposed his presence.

Shojo never confessed to being in league with Xykon.

Dragons too (see under "half-dragon"). And since dragons are the same species as everything else, there's only one species in D&D. Or maybe we could not put pointless semantics in the debate? As far as I know, Paladins don't go randomly attacking peaceful goblin towns. They explore some...

Haiku are strange things Many people post them, but They're not haiku.

What about a Treant wizard with an Awakened Mistletoe familiar? Uh? :p (A mistletoe Treant would be cool, too.) Mistletoe was often used in druidic ritual. It's a symbol of the moon, and also of life as it's always green. Oaks with mistletoe were sacred, because actually oaks are very resistant...

Especially when it was already established BY THE STRIP ITSELF that killing Belkar at the conclusion of the chase would have made her fall. You'd have an easier justification for her killing Belkar than her killing Shojo, so...

I am very tempted to godwin this thread now, because when you look only on the part that's convenient for your argument and forget everything else, you can say that Hitler was lawful good in motive, action, and reaction. You just have to focus on building highways, making trains run on time...

This has been addressed twenty thousand times already, but the legitimate authority here, even if you remove Shojo from the picture, is Hinjo. Yeah. And Miko is completely failing here. No trial, so no inspection of the charges. If she was asked to prove her accusations against Shojo, she...

It's worse when they say they haven't read Vance. Magic food makes a lot of sense when you don't have to lose XP to craft magic things. That's the kind of things that annoy me with elves. It's a parody of Shakespeare, by the way. See the fight between Macduff and Macbeth in, well, Macbeth.

New reminder that it's the ghostly remains of the father who organized that.

I called it on the first page! Obviously. Just like when he revealed the truth behind the Nale and the Cliffport Police Chief, we were blown away. Now, wait, we weren't. The Chief was a likable old man, and Nale is still a murderous villain. Very possible, indeed. In her deluded world, she...

Dude, he's cut in half. Saying he's not dead because his eyes aren't little X yet is like saying the police chief wasn't dead when Nale beheaded him. (And I think some people did.) He just didn't die instantly, but he won't be living the next time we see him. (Knowing Rich, I expect the next...