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in saying the smarter guard, I assume that you mean Guard 2, (not much smarter).. Guard 2: "Ey, You'n butter nut give dem da key!" Stupid Guard: "His is muh fremd!" and he throws the keys into the cell. Right as he says him being a friend the other guard comes into view from the right and...

Heh, now i have to think of what itll say...

Stupid Guard: Speaking to the charmer, " Yur's hurr to werk..." He then turns to Avan, " I dun tink he wanna talk wit you... " he then growls a little and begins talking to his 'friend', "We broughteded you hurr.. to work.. and tomurrer day [day = they] will see if'n yull work gudd, i tink u...

Well, there is a lot to happen before tomarrow in the game! For one thing, the guard is a new-found friend thanks to spellcasting, and someone (i forget which) just found a hole in the wall with a piece of paper in it!

Tores ".. and my name is Tores FlameDancer... I never remember if its flamewalker, or flamedancer... What is your dealing with the Old Man? He seemed quite eager to get here..."

Grr Im with Argent... Im WAIIITTTINNG!!! There isnt much I can do as a DM, its hard to write a response to something when there is no prompt

heh Sorry, I keep forgetting about the detect evil stuff When the jailers first came, you had noticed an evil presense, not incredibly evil... but evil none-the-less. Aven: When you detect evil on the prisoners, you find none.

Zarius Zarius, I emailed you saying that you could post!

Dyrnin: After looking for about 20 minutes for anything that could be used for a lockpick, you can't seem to remember where you put it. Nameroc: The guard stands before you, and asks, 'Ey, fremd... Why it you be dere?'

Alright, The guards seemingly Ignore Dyrnin. They gradually filing out, the good-grammar one first, followed by the other too. The last one says, "Darnmest, I rully rully dun Lick you!" Nameroc: You successfully cast the spell (I didnt roll... the worked ground is smarter!) and he says...

Fair 'nuf "Fair 'nuf" I say as i try to burn some leaves...

OOC Uriel, whats your character's name?

heh Yea, I drink on average about 5-6 cans of MD a day, and I'm everything but angelic.. thus EvilMountainDew When I get a pic of my MD shrine Ill put it in my Signature, its great!

DM Well, Im looking to be in another game, so if you wanna DM or get a DM ill join

heh heh, thanks good point... I am fairly new to DMing as it is, and that was like 6 months ago

clarification I just want to clerify, there are 4 total guards. 1 that spoke good common, 1 that spoke horrible common, 2 that didnt speak

k 1. I think you have problems, but after looking I can kinda see the Pepsi Logo. 2. Yea, I like the horns idea. 3. I think maybe a present would be better as to not hint at Christmas, just more of a Holiday thing... or maybe a snowflake

K Illl test that theory, and yes, that is what i was talking about

I have a problem with a certain player in one of my Pen-Paper gaming groups. He has the knack of finding holes in the rules. I so far have let him get away with it because I'd just make the encounter more difficult, but for this problem could you guys help me out? The player who does this is...

Test Ick lease One of the times I was playing Pen-Paper DnD and a player got really bored, so when his character died and brought in the next one he name it 'NutSak of Scrotia' When I made him pick a different name he quit and went home...