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  1. Warren Okuma

    Failed Game?

    Whoosh? My dice don't go woosh! Must. Look. For. Dice. That. Goes. Woosh. Must. Look... Didn't have much fun with second edition, so for me that one failed.
  2. Warren Okuma

    Who's got the right stuff for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1990s?

    You could add some conspiratorial groups/stuff as enemies as well... More opponents. 1) Orbital Mind Control Lasers (and tinfoil hats) 2) Animal mutilations 3) Crop circles, and other patterns (some burned on your lawn) 4) Art Bell 5) Shadow People 6) Templars, Free Masons, Rosicrucian...
  3. Warren Okuma

    1001 Merchant Caravans

    6) Procession of Princess Thrushisa of Aragass Thrushiasa is a captivatingly beautiful female aristocrat who is also a princess. She often leads a caravan carrying government offerings to the main temple at the holiest site of the most common religion. She fills the ecological niche of...
  4. Warren Okuma

    Adventurers and Society

    In the last campaign world they were bothered by the ministry of adventuring. It was run by a 20th level rogue. He goes and rescues poor old men with sob stories (in disguise) and points them out to the PC's, thus keeping them busy so they were almost at constant war with the monsters. Or...
  5. Warren Okuma

    Encounter with a Pixie

    Steal infants and replace them with deformed changelings. Shoot their animals with elf shot, killing them.
  6. Warren Okuma

    1001 Merchant Caravans

    4) Caravan of Kithra the Unclean. She is the neutral priest of the god of Boccob the uncaring. She only uses undead monsters that threaten humans, thus his entire caravan is undead monsters. She never enters good countries and has clandestine meetings with other caravan masters. She does...
  7. Warren Okuma

    Looting and the State

    Yup. Abolish tax on themselves (it's good to be king) or just loot the place. My group is not stupid. Not. There are many other cities. Depends. All? No. Agreed. The key word here is try, and if. Level above 12 tends to be exceedingly rare. Gather information and diplomacy, then...
  8. Warren Okuma

    Who's got the right stuff for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1990s?

    Enemies? Well... Sky Net Umbrella Corporation (Resident Evil) Tyrell Corporation (Blade Runner) OCP (Omni Consumer Products... Robocop) Genom (Bubblegum Crisis) Weyland-Yutani Corporation (Alien) Cyberdyne (The Terminator movies) Rekall (Total Recall) Water and Power (Tank Girl) Hereti Corp...
  9. Warren Okuma

    Bree Yark!

    +1 dagger? Yeah, I'm there. Hey gp is gp man.
  10. Warren Okuma

    3 wishes

    Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom (or whatever).
  11. Warren Okuma

    1001 Merchant Caravans

    1001 Merchant Caravans. Just add your caravan. From anytime, any system. I'll start: 1) Caravan of Ithar the Thin: An elderly cadaverously thin merchant in brilliant metallic red colored robes. His guard/pack mule is a lone stone golem (in +1 plate). They claim to have come from the...
  12. Warren Okuma

    I need help coming up with Titans

    Robin: Titan of martial arts and magic items. Starfire: Titan of flight and plasma. Raven: Titan of shadow magic. What?
  13. Warren Okuma

    Who's got the right stuff for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1990s?

    Sounds like a fun campaign. I'd play in it.
  14. Warren Okuma

    Looting and the State

    Hmmm... the ref screws you by taxing you. Hmmm... I wonder how much loot can you get by taking over the city? Say when you are twentieth level or so... And bad governments deserve to be overthrown... Besides things with levels have the best loot, since if they do not have magical equipment...
  15. Warren Okuma

    Bree Yark!

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Hey Rube: Hey Rube was a small planetoid 1222-K488 in the Hollingraff star system in an elliptical orbit. Until the Slagmorphins (a peculiar race that worshiped the first fruit of the season that fell after lunch) decided to decorate...
  16. Warren Okuma

    3 wishes

    I wish I remembered where my old staff was. I wish oh I remembered what I wanted to wish for. And I wish the others were here.
  17. Warren Okuma

    Who's got the right stuff for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1990s?

    My team? witchblade buffy Blade K: From Men in Black. Riff (Sluggy Freelance) Backed by the MIB agency.
  18. Warren Okuma

    Atlantis

    Atlantis. What comes to mind? 1) Bad Writing. 2) Out of new ideas.
  19. Warren Okuma

    Need ideas: Land of a Thousand Gods

    Small Gods (Numina) Two domains. Each numina "level" gives one outsider HD, two character levels oh and level zero deity. (use the xp chart divided by ten in followers to get another numina level, thus 100 followers=second level, at 4,500 followers you become a level one god and stay that way).
  20. Warren Okuma

    Motor oil protects against hobgoblins with battleaxes

    The TV version of that ad was simply... awesome.
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