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  1. Warren Okuma

    Who else dosn't like clerics?

    The cleric mechanically is a character meant to serve. To heal others, to buff others, to think of others before yourself... of course people hate playing them. They are one of the the ultimate team players and sort of vital. Yes, I play clerics, but in 3.5 I prefer druids.
  2. Warren Okuma

    Realistic Combat

    Yup. Same here.
  3. Warren Okuma

    What do elves eat?

    They eat misery, souls of infants, and infants. http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Elf
  4. Warren Okuma

    Do you consider yourself a hardcore gamer or casual?

    Interests out side of gaming? What's that? Can you throw me a clue. I'm confused.
  5. Warren Okuma

    Funniest Rod of Wonder story..... ever.

    Escape vehicle... I like! We killed the Colossal skeleton, then an Advanced iron golem came out so we killed that. Then this stone golem came out so we killed that, then this miniature clay golem came out... Oh yeah and you might want to buy plate armor for your skeleton...
  6. Warren Okuma

    Sentient dungeon?

    Hmm... 200 HD AC 10 20 Hardness 20 Elemental Resistance 1 Wish per day. (to create loot, food, and magic items) SQ: Dungeon. Immune to scrying (self only not the creatures that live within), immune to all mind effects.
  7. Warren Okuma

    1st-level characters in the Tomb of Horrors

    Hmm... maybe. You need a first level maxed psionic bards, having read the module... oh and fifty of them...
  8. Warren Okuma

    What do Giants eat?

    Their primary food is residual magic. It's the magical field that supports all non-logical creatures. And their diet is supplemented by common mundane food.
  9. Warren Okuma

    What minor worldbuilding details have you added to your campaign world?

    Hmm... Dwarves believe that dessert must include mustard. Giants tastes is based on calories (joules). Thus a mug of hot steaming fat is haut cuisine. Batwings (Droyne) like highly evolved foods. Mammals yum. Fish-ick. Thus tree based spices are good. Other not good. Wizards can use will...
  10. Warren Okuma

    Help Me Populate My World!

    Cove of the Lost Hero. This is an underground grotto/harbor. Growing in the sea water are trees. Trees of the Caverns. No sun. Yet they grow and have weird white leaves. It's a trading post for magic wielders, mostly spell components. The town is Venice style, built on the water. Each...
  11. Warren Okuma

    Going to church? Don't forget your sawed-off shotgun!

    I went to a church with cops and NRA members. We went shooting afterwards... with the priest.
  12. Warren Okuma

    Funniest Rod of Wonder story..... ever.

    Hmm... d. Skeleton? Giant Skeleton and look out the eye socket? e. Summoned critter? f. Decanter of Endless Water... Wahoooo! Splat!
  13. Warren Okuma

    101 ship wrecks

    Wreck of the Red Snapper. Low Level. This is a fishing trawler that beached itself. The net is filled with seaweed and a weighted down zombie. They pulled up a load of zombies that was hidden in the seaweed. The ship is crawling with them, plus the loot from the dead crew. The zombies are...
  14. Warren Okuma

    The Official Welcome Thread - Version 2.0

    Welcome danq989!
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