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  1. Warren Okuma

    D&D is Unfun [humorous troll]

    Woo hoo! You like Flumphs I take it?
  2. Warren Okuma

    Ah we finally learn Mialee's Sex!

    She... she... she's an ELF! But she looks like an orc! I am shocked, I tell you shocked.
  3. Warren Okuma

    Strongholds?

    Funny, that's how I end up running kingdoms as well, as a PC tax rebellion. Always hit the treasury first.
  4. Warren Okuma

    Why have you dropped campaigns?

    There is only one reason for me... not fun.
  5. Warren Okuma

    Building a decent druid

    Nah, just easy XP's.
  6. Warren Okuma

    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    Dunno about the rest of you. I'm running to Fort Shafter since I live nearby. Cities? Nah. Zombies don't turn off stoves, drive cars well, and there's gonna be fire. Run from cities. It's a big fire trap.
  7. Warren Okuma

    Rabbit monsters

    Dunno, why don't you post the stats?
  8. Warren Okuma

    Why is there no dwarf-hate?

    So you are saying that there is a shortage of anti-dwarf threads? Threads that cut down Dwarfs? Or threads that show the shortcomings of Dwarves?
  9. Warren Okuma

    What's the top level in your campaign world?

    30 Balance of terror, other epic people, and doing stuff behind the scenes. Active scry and fry NPC groups. Plus ancient oaths. Some places do get wiped out. Nope. I believe in the dynamic change model. Yup. NPC's don't know everything. They kill tons of stuff the PC's will never find...
  10. Warren Okuma

    Building a decent druid

    Initial. Human. LN worships the god of death Wee Jas or the like. Darwinist, survival of the fittest, etc... Get augmented summoning and summon a wolf with it's automatic trip. His companion should be a wolf with the automatic trip. When the enemies stand up they get an attack of...
  11. Warren Okuma

    This Means WAR!!!! (My players stay OUT!)

    Step one Find approximate CR of army. Pluses/minuses. Bonuses: Lots of broke classes, better equipment, etc... Minuses: Lots of NPC classes, low BAB, not much magic. Tactics and operational doctrine: (Scry and fry etc..., fly and fry etc...) or a lich with timestop and delayed blast...
  12. Warren Okuma

    The "Zombie Problem"

    Treat zombie command as an alternate leadership feat. Prerequisite: Give your diety four con. (The guy had an 18 con, now it's 14...)
  13. Warren Okuma

    Nature of a Dead Island (looking for pseudo-science)..

    This was a place where a god of life or healing died a long time ago, thus marking this place. PC's take one hit point per day and cannot heal naturally.
  14. Warren Okuma

    Down a Man

    Deepest condolences. The world is a poorer place.
  15. Warren Okuma

    What we're all waiting for...full frontal nudity!!

    OWoD. We had a Verbena PC with us. Sky clad ceremonies. No quality control. I waited outside.
  16. Warren Okuma

    Shackled City: What's a good Class for it?

    I find that a bag of tricks works fine to cover the trap problem, the Druid is more useful in battlefield control, and the Druid still has the diplomacy skill.
  17. Warren Okuma

    Villain Escape Plans

    For non spell casters... Door, bar it. Box of caltrops, knock it over. Smokestick and crawl though a small tunnel, and wait on the other side...
  18. Warren Okuma

    Great Wheel Questions

    Same here.
  19. Warren Okuma

    The last sentence spoils the fun

    Hmm... once every other session for us.
  20. Warren Okuma

    Island concept

    Yeah, in sci-fi settings that is gold.
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