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Just so you know, I don't figure on having Normand responding verbally at that point. He figures he already talked enough (or would that be too much? ;) ). And since I've already stated my actions will we build the cistern, making an IC post would be sort of redundant. So don't wait on me to...

*shrug* I'm honestly not overly concerned. Everytime this comes up, I'm forced to point out that the two places D&D is played most is in jail and in the military. None of which are exactly nerd central. Yeah, Colleges come third.

Yeah but Amway -is- a pyramidal scheme right? Right? ;) Point is, a skit on Conan won't affect jack. Overreaction might. In fact, I'd bet all the people who get offended about the skit are those the skit make fun of, and, you know, those who find it funny are those it was targeted as. And...

"Speak of me well, speak of me badly, just SPEAK OF ME" is a famous line for a reason.

That's about as likely as someone seeing the bit and going "Hmmm.. Wedgies. I love wedgies! Must look into this."

Heh. While still dumb, she would have been better off asking why halflings were so close to hobbits.

It's a very cool item to use if you know what you are doing, because everyone knows it. My players had to get something from a djinn merchant in the city of brass. Said merchant wouldn't sell the item to them until they had bought had least one draw each from the deck he possessed. Draws were...

Yeah 'cause a jock somewhere was about to buy a PHB, saw that bit, and said "heck no!" Or a nerd. Or the mom of a jock/nerd. See, no one would be persuaded against buying any RPG for that bit.

"Nice, eh? We'll have to play some pétanque later on then. I've heard niçois are under the false impression they know how to play.

"Fine, fine, for fu.." Mac interrupts himself, and grins as he looks at his new partner. "For Pete's sake. I didn't know things had gotten so bad in LA ya all din't investigate murders no more is all. No offense meant. We be on our way then."

That works great, since he's sorta lacking in the actual investigating area. Which I suspect our DM figured out. He'll drive and shout it out, though! Oh, btw. I wanted to check with out DM about switching the stealthy feat for that shooting feat he mentionned.

Comes to ya naturally, darlin'! Mac is smitten. :lol: Oh btw, I ain't really from Texas, or even the south, of even the US, so if I mess up the speech pattern or expressions, please forgive me. And man.. I'm always remembering myself of the time period. There's been a few times already in...

Normand starts to talk, stops, then shrugs and starts up again. "I'm thinking that if I had stayed home and became mayor, I would have had to deal with politics a whole lot less, sir. Might have ended up being shot at a whole lot more, though, so it's a wash." He then looks up at the...

Hey sorry about my apparent lack of updates in our thread, seems like I keep missing new updates to it somehow. I'll make sure that won't happen again. Oh, and I'm doing my best to live up to the psycho name!

"Naw son, let's cut with the crap, awright? I was a cop too, down in God-loving Texas. Now, I wasn't much of a cop, so they do what they always do with messed-up cops they have no real reason to fire, they asked me nice-like to ask for a transfer to the feds. Naw, that here report? It's the...

Normand turns his weapon in the way of the running figure. "I bet that doorway is booby-trapped. Keep an eye on it guys, I have that idiot in my sights."

Mac shrugs and sighs. "Ya know how it is, son. The boss says 'go look at that!', and ya go and ya look. Naw the only name in the file was your own, so we figured we'd get the info from the one most likely to know anything odd, ya know? We ain't been wanting to talk to ya 'cause we thought...

Mac nods as Shannan talks, offering his support. Then he picks up where she leaves off. "Aye son.. Basically, looks to me like, for some reason, the homicide dicks dropped this one like a hot potato in june, ya know? Now, we can see ya did ya job an' all, but we were wonderin' if ya seen...

"Ah daresay you be correct, ma'am, that is rather odd. Then again, we be dealin' with a werewolf-type case, right?" Mac winks at Adrianna with that last comment, a small smirk on his lips. "Awright then. Let us see if we can get some answers then, Texas-style." Mac then waves at the clerk...

Oh alright, I was just a bit confused, setting up a new thread is fine by me.