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I think the root of being flummoxed comes when monkeys try to study themselves objectively.

It takes us hours (literally) to pick fonts for our covers. It wasn't always like that, but the more layout and design experience we got, the bigger font whores we became. We even broke down and started paying adobe for the fonts we liked. And then the desktop died. And it spitefully took all...

Walking to Canada from Texas, huh? Not quite like running up the bazaar to get some fruit or walking to the jewelers to get a clasp fixed, but a good roast beef sandwich cannot be shorted its due respect. :) BTW, I was looking for your completed storyhour download, but it wasn't on the list...

I always used the free aol Cd's that kept sending to my apartment in college. I was less choosey with my destructive abilties then. You'll be happy to know that in our massive liquidation of material goods before we left for India, my mom kept your vase for me. Once spring comes, it should find...

many thanks sir

It has to be no more powerful than a suped up vespa or power golf cart. It's obligatory, or else how could Hong address "the peoples." Would you give him a tall hat to boot?

Very nice look on the glaze. Reminds me when you stick a CD in the mircowave and pop! Do the crystals effect the feel of the pottery? Too bad you can't have those blazing infernos with an advanced, overgrown microwave...

Isn't it obligitory to by chubby and wear a black tee-shirt? I thought they revoked your gamer membership card when you became too svelt? :) We have had great sucess on the "eat a little and walk uphill all the damn time" diet, of course, we were living in the foothills of the Himalayas, Joe's...

Ah, I missed you Mark. Shouldn't go too long without hitting a Chicago Game day.

Damn those kids and their dance offs! We need to do something about competitve dancing. I blame Bollywood and their "item" girls.

Gafaw! Only morning for beer? We were rescuing a gnomish village on one evening gaming session while polishing off the better part of a case of Shiner. We didn't have enough minis (or chess pieces or other creative counters) to account for all the gnome warriors, so we used Shiner bottle caps...

How silly. It reminds me of South Park the movie, the "Blame Canada" song. The last line is "Blame Canada before someone blames us (the parents)." Being raised in a Chinese Southern Baptist environment, there are many old family friends to which my parents simply leave the "D&D" part out of my...

Family is a mixed bag, isn't it? My main goal in working is to have enough money and credit to leave the country when my family drives me nuts and to return when I miss them dearly. And I found a man who's willing to indulge my illusions of being an intrepid explorer. :) Houses, kids, cars...

You know, the sad thing is that my group wold fall for. Hook, line, and sinker.... Funny how dressed up spam doesn't register on their radar.... You know, you can also get "character portraits" to go with the names from spam....

You know how I got Joe to speak better Hindi? (i.e. retroflexive rather than dental pronounacation or d's and t's and no stress on any syllable) I told him to imitate Apu from the Simpsons.... It worked like a charm.

Quagmire. Good work weary soldier. May the family guy spread. Although my favorite episode is the one with the pope.... "Pope, the floor is not a hamper..." "Pope, time to put on your hat...." "It's a stupid hat." And the all time favorite. "He's a cookin' up something...."

Gez, That was truely inspired. Wow. Now I can have my morning coffee to images for bovine love and Buttercup's erotic utter dances.... Who needs biscuits? -Suzi

Before the switch to the new server, you could access all the finished and backlogged story hours and download them lock, stock, and barrel. I can't seem to find that function anymore. Is it gone? Or am I blind? Thanks in advance, suzi

Man... you're a maiden head too? I say cremation to the entire power slave album, with much emphasis on "I don't want to die. I'm a god. Why can't I live on?" Can I donate my dice to science? I have one set that roll remarkable well, so maybe they can discover new theorems on probability....

Many of the complaints against furries seem to stem from lack of unique background/development or poor/questionable/"lazy" execution of the idea behind animal-men hybrids. Although I'm not all about playing furries, I don't see playing them any different than people preferring to play a certain...