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He was wise to run from the police. Everyone knows that vampires control the police.

You are clearly in dire need of a crash-course in advanced obscenity, my friend... ;) Towel or no towel, these are no substitute for proper, grown-up swear words, which are big and clever. The above, by comparison, are toe-curlingly lame. Hoopy, but lame... :p Genuinely funny. Coolness :D

We'd be going back a dozen years or more since I signed any autographs, but yeah, I'd do it. You have to keep the little people happy, after all.

And if this fails, hot branding irons and a large pair of scissors!! :D

It is the great clomping foot of nerdism, I tell you!!!

Oh, I remembered another one: "I, for one, welcome our blah blah blah..." Man, this pisses me off. It was funny the first time I saw it, and maybe the second or third two. Now it seems like someone has to throw it into every damn thread. Yawn.

You should be proud of yourself - great stuff. Setting a solid example is what it is all about. Sounds like you have a wonderful family. My kids are very health conscious as well - little interest in sweets and treats and far happier to snack on an apple or a banana, and have juice of some...

Too :):):):)ing right.

FIFY. :p

The horror. The horror. Where do I start? As mentioned above, FIFY is just awful. Death to all who use it. Specifically, death by vomit drowning. People who use "frak" from BSG in conversation or in their posts. Ridiculous. It's on the same level as saying "May the Force be with you" or...

So yeah, the equation is pretty simple: if you perpetrate or condone behavior that harms your kids, you're being abusive. Snip snip, end of problem. Interested to see the recognition of this as a big issue in the USA. I took a trip to the States last year and saw grossly fat kids being...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6749037.stm British pediatricians are saying that allowing a child to become obese is a kind of neglect. Anyone agree, or are people just getting fatter across the board and it's no big deal if kids follow in their lardy parents' footsteps? Personally, I...

Yeah, the colossus, the death demon, the lupins ("what, the flower lupin?") the grab grass, vampire roses, the beast of Eibon. But most particularly the fly. The one at the end encased in amber that a PC gets turned into by a cursed scroll (iirc). Which another PC then frees, squashes and...

With Rappan Athuk, that's almost assured. Equally assured is the fact that those are likely to be very short careers...;)

6th level? Sounds like they're about ready for Rappan Athuk from Necromancer Games. It needs a bit of work to make it fully 3.5 (assuming that's what you play), but it will certainly allow them to chill out. No, really, it will.

Reiterating myself as well, but I do think that this a key issue. The best stuff has been moved over to Dungeon, leaving precious little meat for Dragon, so no wonder that Dragon suffers as a result and no wonder that folks like the new Dungeon so much. For me the solution would be to...

What is bad about Dragon: Splitting the "DM content" off into Dungeon magazine. The DM/player split is a false division - most articles are inspirational for both. Keep Dungeon for quality adventures for the audience that wants them and stop forcing other folks to buy 2 magazines! Lose the...

I have lopped a hand off here and there as a DM, but nothing too major. Most of the maiming in my D&D games was done by one character - a thief, er, locksmith called Soulkicker. He got hold of a sword of sharpness and never had much luck with it, except one two or three occasions when he was...

You are clearly a deviant of the most disgusting kind and should be flogged as an example to younger gamers everywhere. :D I used to work in a bookstore that sold loaded d6s. They were really awful - completely obvious. As soon as you picked one up you could feel the weight and if you rolled...

I have x-ray vision, so I don't need marked cards. And watch what you're implying about my Torg die, OK?