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If I remember correctly, didn't the warlock (what's his name?) talk to an extremely beautiful woman with a third on her forehead at the end of Age of Worms. . . .

Must...have...more...

Anwar?

Err, this looks better. But why a human?

What if I take another approach? Size/Type: Medium Magical Beast (Shapechanger) Hit Dice: 3d10+9 (magical beast) plus 4d6+12 (rog) plus 5d4+15 (sor) (74 hp) Initiative: +10 Speed: 50 ft. (10 squares), climb 25 ft. Armor Class: 17 (+6 Dex, +1 natural), touch 16, flat-footed 17 Base...

I don't know. I've never been fond of druids. Sure they got lots of nifty abilities, but I like being able to have my characters do magical experiments on their bodies to make them stronger and faster and smarter. Plus druids are annoying, turning into animals.

The DM isn't really out to get me. I was making a joke about it. But he does like to kill off the characters that kill the most monsters that he throws as us, cause, you know, famous monster slayers make a lot of enemies that are monsters. And the last person that played a dwarf sank to the...

Well, the only person capable of throwing around Wish is the 19th level guy. As for Miracle, no-one is capable of that. Raise Dead, yes, but not Miracle. For some odd reason, we like to multi-class a lot. And yes, there is a possibility that I won't survive. But I might survive, too, because a...

This is just a rough draft, but I'd like to get everyones opinion. Total level of the group is 17, except one dude with a level 19 character (he's the only character to live through the entire campaign, the bastard), but I'll be starting with an ELC of 16. Pyrrha Female Nymph Size/Type...

*LOL* A deal with the devil, huh? It gets better and better.

Just how many demons are they going to piss off? I mean, two-head-face (can't remember how to spell his name, and I'm too lazy to look it up) has more than a couple so-called allies, doesn't he? Plus all those thousands of demons he commands? Ouch.

Uhh, more monsters? Hehe. The Abyss is not for children. How much I know from my own (characters) experience.

Actually, that's "Plan C" in my book, but all the same; when in doubt, burning something to get everyone's attention. And shame on them for not following the Adventurers Guide Book. ;) Bah, JollyDoc is being too nice. But the meat shi--I mean, TC can kill gods, so it doesn't matter, really.

I'm surprised no one thought of burning something as a distraction.

Maybe something is in the water. I hope something is in the water, waiting to just reach up and smother someone with its . . . something.

At least I learned Clueless' name.

Oh. Yeah, well, didn't see that there. So you get 2 bonus feats instead of 11, no biggie. But you gotta admit; the rest of the abilities are pretty cool and all you need to do is have high INT and WIS attributes for the cool AC bonus and lots of skills.

Heh. I can see why Complete Scoundrel is kinda unbalanced. Have your first level be a ninja, second level be a fighter, then just have the rest of your class progression be a monk. For the bonus feat (since you've got two already, one more can't hurt) at level 2, take the Martial Stalker feat...

It could be aliens, you know.