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Change quicken spell-like ability feat from telekinesis to dominate monster, and you can teleport around the field and smile as the players try to kill eachother before using the implosion ability. Yea... perfect killing machine, if only it served chaos. Those are the two best from the SRD...

I remember reading a horror story that started off like this, and I have to have more.

A dead human body, of course. 200+ bones, make it so that they cannot be located, put various and random wards on them (for example: make a few immune to fire and covered in adamantine and throw them in a valcano, call and bind demons to guard some, ect., and ect.), and scatter them across the...

Yeah, the first few inches.

You are all mad.

Without fast healing and/or regeneration, pull out one bone per hour until they start talking.

Permanency, my favorite spell. Cast Polymorph then permanency, and you just became eligible for the killing machine PrC.

Wow, this is pretty good.

'Oh my God look how badly he screwed up the universe' = LOL! On a serious note, with a wish spell, Kyle could use it to give himself spell-like abilities and other nifty tricks.

Now I want to see Kyle cast a limited wish or wish spell. That would be funny.

The first part is my first name while the second.... I have no idea where it came from.

Good thing I dont live next door to that woman. It would go something like this. Me: "No ma'am, I haven't seen your cats lately. Do you need help looking for them?" Woman: "No, they should come around soon. Thank you though." Me: "Alright. I'll call you if I see them." Brother in the...

I am the GM. Therefore, I win. Yes, start bowing.

IF that ever happened, I would play a gestalt wizard/druid until level 10 then I would switch druid with mystic theurge until level 20. That's a 30 level caster for wizard and 20 level caster for druid, plus some nifty druid abilities. And if it went up to level 30, dragon disciple/loremaster...

If you want a spellcaster, be a wizard3/druid7/mystic theurge4. 11th level divine spellcaster and 7th level arcane spellcaster. Decent saves. Decent health. Wildshape. Can't be tracked.

Until it vaperizes.

That's because I put a permanent antimagic zone in the area.

Should be Fighter v. Warlock thread. Fighter: "I'll cut you to pieces!" Warlock: "Really? Then why are you cutting yourself?"

It's like they're calling me to them!

One thing I've learned from this thread: children are scary.