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"Oh, how droll." The representative rolls his eyes. "I'm sure the entire group will be satisfactorily compensated for the supreme effort of telling a couple of militia, who are drinking themselves into incompetence with dwarves, no doubt, to report back to the barracks lest they be reprimanded."...

"Indeed," he says to the monk and, seeing how young he is, frowns disapprovingly, "I'm sure your mother won't miss you at all. Have a seat with the others." His frown deepens as he turns to read the clockwork man. "I guess I should be surprised, I was expecting the request for money to be the...

The representative of the Mayor stares unbelievingly at the clockwork man, mouth agape, for more than a minute before he stutters, "I.. I do not want them killed. I want them found." He looks around, confused, as if waiting for someone to jump out and tell him this is just a joke; a scowl...

"Indeed," the representative says; his eyes remain on some imagined spot of dirt under his fingernails. He motions to an empty chair at the table. "I will get into the crux of the matter once we have a few more...people for the job." "Have a seat, if you must, but do keep your voice down. I...

The door to the tavern, which has been seeing much use in the past few days, swings open once more, giving entrance to a gentleman. He wears fine clothing of blue and white, and the sound of jewelry can be heard as he slowly meanders toward the middle of the common room. "Ahem," he coughs...

The Tick crossed with that assassin droid from Knights of the Old Republic. An excellent combination, I think. THB, if stuff like that are the majority of Iron Sky's posts with that character, I'm quite sad to have missed reading an adventure thread about him.

Don't mean to necro a dead thread but, hot damn, this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. I had tears in my eyes..

"Ah ha! Found ye both, ye harlots!" Graval shouts, pointing out the locations of the heretofore hidden vermin. "Ye see 'em, lads? Way in tha back an' over by tha hoppy bas'ard we been givin' tha whatfor!" Free - Curse a bunch and show the rest of the group where the remaining enemies are.

"Where's all tha spittle comin' from? Just like me secon' cousin's daugh'er! Always spittin' e'erywhere." The dwarf scans the area, a bushy eyebrow raised comically, looking for other spiders hiding in the webbing. "An' ye get back 'ere, ye hoppin' fiend! Me and me axe've got a few words fer...

We're currently waiting on Eternal54, aye?

37 damage on one attack is pretty crazy for a 1st level character.

We actually did 25 points of damage, thank you very much! ;)

Honestly, I believe between Graval and Goldenhorn, the spider's taken something like 70+ damage. I'd be surprised if Spider will need to attack him at all. If so, Graval says "Hahaha."

I do have the old CB, yep, but you don't have to rush or send it to me. Now that I know there'll be five in the Tavern, I'll just wait for you to make your entrance.

I'm kinda partial to this idea, though if JPs are worth 1/10 a DM Credit I think they should get more JPs/month for judging an adventure. 3 JP/month perhaps?

"Auch, iffen ye think yer sprayin' me wit' yer web's gonna save ye, yer daft!" The dwarf, despite the web wrapped around his legs, continues to pressure the largest of the spiders, swinging his axe with little regard for his own safety. His blow lands and causes another large wound thanks to...

Got a plan to run a relatively short adventure to get my feet wet in the PbP DMing world. It will be for - and I can probably hear the groaning from here - 1st and 2nd level characters (though I can probably swing 3rd level PCs pretty easily). From twilsemail's excellent Tavern post, I see...

"No bad fer beatin' tha little 'uns, treetrunk. Maybe ye feel like pickin' on one o' them tha's yer own size, what?" The dwarf laughed. Free - Poke fun at the half-orc.

You beat me to it, Mew. : ) Get a saving throw to prevent being knocked prone as per: - Stand Your Ground: When an effect forces you to move—through a pull, a push, or a slide—you can move 1 square less than the effect specifies. This means an effect that normally pulls, pushes, or slides a...

Auch, spiders. Damned ugly beasties. Perception check: 1d20+7=12 Nature check: 1d20+2=18 "Guess there no be a need ta be askin' what them be, what." Graval drops his pack to the ground and, with one swift motion, readies his well-worn axe and shield for combat. "Tha' beastie be o' tha hoppin'...