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Of course I have already sounded in - but i will once again sign in as a 1st level dwarven ranger

Hmmmph a bit melodramatic I think- He stumbles to his feet and goes over near the fire- The cold in this place chills my bones-

Well then my new, generous friend- I shall sing you a song about anything you want. Hasin takes the mead and winks drunkenly at the serving girl who smiles with disgust.Yep- I know a dwarven song about almost anything, and if I don't know one...I'll compose one!

I sing better when I'm drunk.

ooc- one does not hide art.

Nah, there is no bard in me! But once I paid 5 gold to be in a bard! HAHAHAHA! Then I paid a priest 15 to help with the itch.

HAHAHAHAHA! That is a good one! Now, I shall entertain you all with a dwarven ditty more suited to this establishment. clears his throatsome parts may not translate well from the original dwarven. it is a rare song that looks fondly upon an elf! ooc- hasin has 0 ranks in perform and a charisma...

Hasin Laughs heartily! A fine rendition lad!, though I would perfer to hear something a bit...more rude!Let me try another verse. I sing for a sandwich I sing for mead I sing for the serving wench on whom I just pee'd!

I think i've picked my god.

I'm actually shooting for an ogl factotum. the combat ability is based on an existing feat called KNOWLEDGE DEVOTION. Think of it as power attack for smart people.

"xxxxxx" the concept is sort of a "macguyver" type who can craft items from what is on hand (moltov cocktails and such) and uses his understanding of how people act to "read" their actions in combat and adjust accordingly to use their opponents actions against them. d6 bab- average no new...

ooc--or...we could offer to protect said carriages form the evils that prowl the roads in this untamed land...for money.

ooc- is there any judges who could perhaps dm a few of us going out on our own to adventure? I mean, I'm not against the idea of stealing a few horses and and then robbing a carraige or 9

ic: Ironwolf smirks, and comments that Hasin would be better off paying him to not sing than encouraging him. He assures Joe he wont be breaking windows or scaring away customers by demonstrating his complete lack of musical ability. BAH! it isn't about skill, it's about giving us something...

ooc- WOOO HOOO! ! I'm an adventurer!!! After a long arduous journey i can now kill and get EPS for it! Are there any specific rules against starting a good natured bar brawl?

It makes me glad to know you cretins have an ear for true song! (hurp) I propose a song contest! original songs thought up here on the spot- the bawdier the better! the winner ...buys a round!

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Hasin looks mournfully into his cup- which seems to have been magically emptied. You know, the servings they give here are less then desirable- (hic). I think I feels a song coming on. Hasin stumbles off his chair- loudly clears his throat and begins to bellow out a drinking song. OH! MAID MY...

Why can't anything be easy? Humph! HAsin looks sadly into his empty mug- Then signals the nearest waitress for another round One thing I will say for the smelly northmen- they know how to brew. I hope I get my license soon- my axe is getting itchy

Fabulously wealthy eh? Perhaps I should write the beautiful Lass a poem...