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  1. Satyrn

    If an NPC is telling the truth, what's the Insight DC to know they're telling the truth?

    For me, the issue is that I don't get the chance to set the DC. I prefer to do that before the player rolls so I can't fudge it, and I can't be seen to be fudging it.
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    Use Magic Missile to determine whether a statue is an Object or a Creature?(!)

    And that's easy for the DM to fix, too. Just add in friendly gargoyles, mimics, or whatnots that can help the players . . . if they don't get attacked.
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    Use Magic Missile to determine whether a statue is an Object or a Creature?(!)

    I think the players should already expect that's the way it works. Spell slots already get expended when the spell gets used against an invalid target, like when a caster uses charm person on a "monster" or that time I cast stone shape on an impenetrable wall of thorns (I was hoping it was just...
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    D&D 5E (2014) Crafting Items - Expert Craftsman vs Adventurers

    I don't say "screw the rules" but perhaps I actually go a step further: I only apply the rules to player characters. You might say that I use the game rules as an adventure simulator, not a world simulator, and so none of the rules apply to anything that isn't about adventuring. The master...
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    Use Magic Missile to determine whether a statue is an Object or a Creature?(!)

    It may be harsh, but I think it's totally fair. If the caster doesn't want to waste a slot, they can make a better decision than blindly throwing any old spell at the problem.
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    If an NPC is telling the truth, what's the Insight DC to know they're telling the truth?

    Please don't call this out as bad form. I've made many of my fake internet points by witty* paraphrasing delivered in quotes. I'd hate to see that practise demonized. * by witty, of course, I mean "vaguely humorous to somebody somewhere. Maybe. Hopefully. Please click laugh"
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    Use Magic Missile to determine whether a statue is an Object or a Creature?(!)

    Of course, if that creature wasn't hostile before, it sure is gonna be now! And if it's got friends around the players might have just made things a whole lot worse for themselves. So, it's a risk. Maybe they should research a new spell, like that detect life one I really liked in Oblivion or...
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    A GMing telling the players about the gameworld is not like real life

    Correlation does not imply causation! Or: The nature deity wouldn't have made cows so delicious if we weren't supposed to eat them.
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    5e Are Ioun stones supposed to need attunement?

    :hmm: "Severely misleading" . . . for simply answering a simple direct question. :uhoh: :erm:
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    D&D 5E (2014) How to get an undead army across an ocean?

    Even better, build this stone bridge underwater, where the continental shelf drops off into the abyss. And maybe some other lich altrady did this some time ago in the past, and this lich is just exploiting its existence.
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    5e Are Ioun stones supposed to need attunement?

    So that a PC can't just step across the river of lava then pass the ring of fire immunity back to the next in line.
  12. Satyrn

    If you were in the Star Wars universe which side would you pick?

    I once knew Robocop that intimately. Wait. I said that poorly. I mean, yeah, you've clearly watched Star Wars more often than I have if you can comment on the color of the milk.
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    D&D 5E (2014) How to get an undead army across an ocean?

    "Grab one and start swimming"
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    If you were in the Star Wars universe which side would you pick?

    I remembered none of that. (And never saw Solo)
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    Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi argument

    That's a far far better answer than I was gonna give. Or should I say, "Far out, my dear Watch Her."
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    Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker Trailer

    Aye! I want a Star Wars where after Han Solo says "Light, dark, I'm the guy the with the blaster" he still joins the good guys.
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    D&D 5E (2014) To boxed text or not to boxed text

    If I was Immortal Sun, this would be my reply:
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