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Dunno what either of those are.

Ooo ooo! I just had an idea for another invention! A crank dynamo powered Tazer! You wind it five times and it'll hold a charge for about ten seconds. How does that sound? Oh, and since we have a doctor he could get the idea to use it to revive someone from cardiac arrest like a...

Yes, it's also be intelligible... What?

.....Ok.... So, anyone got some good non-CRB spells to suggest for a twentieth level Beguiler to get with Advanced Learning?

So how much of this would Sam's good friend Adam know? Haha! I guessed right!

Seeing that leading a frontal assault would be suicide, Shoon quickly slams the door shut again before the enemy can loose their arrows. "Wah!" he shouts, and then adds in a lower voice, "We really should think about flanking them this time, they're heavily entrenched there, but if I remember...

Shoon waits for several moments for anyone else to voice their concerns, and when no one does, he carefully tries to turn the door nob, kick the door open, and then get out of Merrick's way.

Wow, this is great, I'm getting everyone to make their female characters have large breasts! :D Well I suppose I can have built a prototype in her size too. I'd assume Sam is bigger boned and more muscular from having a more active lifestyle.

White... Athiest.... um.... uh... Super Pasty? Well I got the first letter right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Anglo-Saxon_Protestant

Oh ho, now we're all just lining up to try on Adam's magic Brassiere are we? I don't know. The prototype was designed to fit Samantha, considering she's the only woman he knows, or at least has known for a long time. Does Arabella have the bust?

How's that?

Oh no, Adam would never knowingly fulfill a friend's death-with. She might as well be his best friend with him being such a recluse. He's probably good at fixing things too so if she ever has a problem with a machine he's happy to help at no charge, well, maybe a free drink and a chat. So I...

Ah, I had avoided the Beguiler because I thought it didn't get level 9 spells but now that I check again I see that it does. Hmm... got any non CRB suggestions for spells to take with Advanced Learning? So there are duels... Are their other challenges as well? Like ones suited to casters...

That sounds cool. So kook, has Sam tried any of Adam's older aborted inventions?

Hm, I was thinking, a character who concentrated on enchantment could be cool. I usually only make single class characters under tenth level though so anyone got some suggestions?

Heheh, the eccentric inventor harassing the tomboyish inn keeper about testing his experimental brassiere because she happens to be well endowed. Hilarious! Well, other than that I can't see any reason choose between Samantha or Samuel one way or the other.

Sure, just gotta wait for the DM...

I like me car!

*blinks* Oh, who were you again? Do you have a different name on Mortality? Wait a second... Tets? What happened to you? You used to be a rebel without a cause who refused to conform to society's notions of spelling, grammer, and punctuation! I totally didn't recognize you.

Hey, well, you found out my inspiration. If only the damn army brass hadn't cut my funding I could have completed it and avoided that disaster! Now in a few years Adam will have to suffer the guilt of knowing that his unfinished invention cost the lives of US soldiers. Assuming he's still...