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  1. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    PC, Did you read it with a German accent? :) It seems pretty tight already...
  2. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Hi Piratecat, *waves* I sent you an e-mail last night, but I am informed that somehow I have "chosen" not to receive e-mails. I have no memory of choosing this, nor any idea how to change this choice, but if you want to e-mail me the answer to the link question (and I hope you do, just so I know...
  3. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    OK. It's done, and despite my proofreading it about ten times, I find that I've used the word frantically twice in as many paragraphs. Aw well. :(
  4. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Round 1, Match 8 maxfieldjadenfox vs. Mythago Spring Break Maxfieldjadenfox Sarasota. Just the name alone conjured pictures in Allison’s head. Sandy beaches. Romance. Mangroves. It was everything spring break should be, and after months of dreary winter, bundled in a million layers of wool and...
  5. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Yeah, fantasy is my genre. It would have been easier to write to those, but we do this for the challenge, right?
  6. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Yup, I see them. Can't make heads or tails of them, but since I have Mythago tied up in my closet... um, did I say that out loud? Nothing to see here, move along...
  7. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    I am so washed. Um, were you referring to Thorod? 'Cause if you were, he's pretty clean for a dwarf. And PC, having never met Rodrigo in person, I guess I have to bow to your greater (and reiterated) knowledge, but in my mind, Rodrigo will always look like Antonio Banderas...
  8. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Rodrigo, believing that his swarthy good looks are enough to protect him, tends to make undecipherable jokes... Unless I am mistaken, this is one of them.
  9. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Come now Rodrigo.You are responsible for the crashing of the boards and these "pictures" are hallucinations brought on by the guilt...
  10. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    I have Sam's e-mail addy, do I need to send to all 3 or is one enough? Judges? I see that I was supposed to start writing yesterday... This creates some problems with the time space continuum. What to do? What happens if the site is down and I can't see the pictures? Will one of you judging...
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    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    I have eviscerated some poor souls with my wit in the past. (I don't generally do it because I am a nice person and prefer to use charm...) High tech or low tech bloodbath? Guess we'll have to hope someone with janitorial skills is nearby, cos this could get messy.
  12. maxfieldjadenfox

    Ceramic DM/Short Story Smackdown '08

    Thanks, Arwink. I had somehow managed to find it on my own, a major accomplishment for a luddite. Bodes well for me, don't you think?
  13. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Cool new technology, or thinly veiled threat? You be the judge, gentle readers. And Mythago, dear, some of us can get by with our razor sharp wit. :)
  14. maxfieldjadenfox

    EN World Short Story Smackdown - FINAL: Berandor vs Piratecat - The Judgment Is In!

    Oooh, look. I found it on my own... Never mind, Herremann. I'm more resourceful than I thought. Earlier in the week is better for me, but I can be flexible if that doesn't work for Mythago. Hi Mythago, (*waves*) you bring the beer, I'll bring the pain. And maybe some chips.
  15. maxfieldjadenfox

    Ceramic DM/Short Story Smackdown '08

    Herremann, will you please post the new thread address on this thread for those of us who don't have search capabilities? Your humble servant, maxfieldjadenfox
  16. maxfieldjadenfox

    Ceramic DM/Short Story Smackdown '08

    Ah, Thorod, you forget that I knew you when you were a kobold. In fact, I believe I was responsible for you being a kobold... I'm not askeerd of you or anyone, and I plan to do a fetching naked victory dance. :)
  17. maxfieldjadenfox

    Ceramic DM/Short Story Smackdown '08

    Herremann, I'm happy with brief feedback. I'm ready to write whenever, and if you need any art let me know. Oh yeah, and remember, there are some people who should do naked victory dances, and others who shouldn't... I'm just sayin'...
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