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  1. Satori

    My, how the adventures have changed...

    This deserves a ROFLCOPTER.
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    I like it when my PC dies! Share your coolest death!

    I created a Duergar Psychic Warrior for a game I had just recently joined...and then I realized how remarkably ineffective and un-fun Psychic Warriors are if you focus purely on short term buffs. I'd spend three rounds buffing only to have the combat end on the fourth round. So, I set about...
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    Naruto - The campaign

    I always quietly laughed at the "Naru-tards", since this phenomena hit when I was in college...and it's fashionable for college kids to laugh at high school and middle school obsessions. Then, while I was stuck in a hotel room all day while my wife attended to her cousin's wedding affairs, I...
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    Nightcrawler as a Tiefling

    I would HIGHLY recommend against letting a younger, new player use a Swordsage. Have him play a Rogue or Swashbuckler (from Complete Warrior), leave the stats the way they are, and houserule a standard action 30 foot teleport.
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    Just thought I would say

    This sounds fantastic! Go 4E!
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    D&D 4E 4e Drow predictions?

    Wait a minute...how do you ban gender-bending? "You, sir, are FAR too feminine looking. Out!" "You, ma'am, have FAR too much arm hair. Out!" What about metrosexuals? Lesbian identified men? Tomboys? Guys who like Barbara Streisand? Girls who like Barbara Streisand? Barbara Streisand herself...
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    D&D 4E 4e Drow predictions?

    Drow are quite a fun issue in the DnD world. The older generation hate them because the newer generation love them. I think the best way to deal with the "Drow Issue" is to take away a lot of the mystique, remove the alignment barriers, create a more balanced alignment spread, and let them be...
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    Calling Monster Aficionados!!!

    Monk/Cleric/Sacred Fist or Monk/Dread Necromancer/Enlightened Fist Have him pre-buffed with Divine Power, and alternate Touch Spells (Contagion, Poison, Inflict, Ghoul Touch, etc...) with Touch Spells stacked with Unarmed Strikes. He'll have a good Touch AC and Uncanny Dodge, Touch Spells are...
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    My, how the adventures have changed...

    I'm not talented enough, but we need a Vampire: The Masquerade adventure! As long as it includes a munchkin Brujah played by a 14 year old WoW player, a mysterious Tremere played by a guy who constantly wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses, and his starving artist Toreador gothic girlfriend with...
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    Microlite20 : the smallest thing in gaming

    Holy crap, if you run that game PbP style, then I NEED to play in it :) Come on! I'll even play a Chaotic Good Drow Ranger that dual-wields curved 10' poles! :D
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    curing the sadistic game master?

    I think EVERYONE has had their "Nasty DM" experiences...and several of us went through "Nasty DM" phases as well. I will say, though, as a former (as in 10+ years ago) "Nasty DM", your DM has NO clue that people aren't having fun and that his behavior is inappropriate. His vindictive actions...
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    Demi-human evolution

    I think this would be a GREAT idea to have as a council of wizards or scholarly types arguing as part of a campaign setting. "Humans, quite obviously, are descended from Titans! You can tell by the skeletal structure and their primitive form of government!" "Dwarves, of course, evolved straight...
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    My, how the adventures have changed...

    I literally laughed out loud.
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    D&D 4E 4e Drow predictions?

    Drow are simply too popular as a PC race. They WILL be an option, and likely an ECL 0 option with as much custom content as any other standard race. Heck, I think Drow could use a make over. Currently, Drow are very polarized. You either have the debased baby eaters and their insectoid...
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    For the first time... apprehension

    Sometimes I feel like eating Italian food, and so my wife and I pack up and go to this little hole in the wall place that we've frequented for 10 years or so. The food is consistently decent, the prices are ok, we know the menu by heart, and all the staff know us by name. However, it takes a...
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    My thoughts of Roles - from Races and Classes

    I LOVE that they're calling "Enablers/Support" LEADERS. I LOVE that a "Bard Like" class is called a "Warlord". I LOVE that the Cleric is labeled a "Leader Class". Finally, you'll have people who actively choose to play an "Enabler" class if ONLY because the image is different now. Sweetness.
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    Tell Me Your Best DM Dirty Tricks...

    -Rust Monsters -Shadows ("Not so strong now, Mr. Barbarian!") -Wights ("Where'd your xp go?") -Halfling Rogues ("Doh! Where'd I put that +20 Holy Avenger Full-Blade?") -Blackguards with Adamantine Weaponry ("Tee hee! I shattered your Legacy Weapon!") -Spellthieves ("What? You didn't actually...
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    My, how the adventures have changed...

    RIFTS GreatMaw the Horned Dragon Pup, Dances-With-Faeries the Ley Line Walker, Spork the renegade Juicer, and X98012z10v2.89 the full conversion Borg set out to find a new location to battle the Coalition from. While the GM planned to play out the discovery of a hidden network of tunnels...
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    Microlite20 : the smallest thing in gaming

    Alright! I finally took a few minutes to finish my mini-magic system. Casters get 8 + STR Bonus HP per level, spells cost 1 + level HP Casters choose the level of their spell. Minimum levels are listed. See magic categories. DC = Spell Level + MIND bonus. Duration = 1 round/level or one...
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    God of War

    I haven't played God of War (aside from a few minutes at friend's homes), but I just checked the Wikipedia article. Let me see if I can sum up the basics: -Blades of Chaos: They look like Short Swords attached to chains that can be flung about. This would definitely need some type of special...
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