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He's a steaming pile of crap, without all the personality. He's what happens when the same people responsible for Jennifer Love Hewwit's singing career try to build a comedian from spare parts. And he's every bit as funny as kicking a bag of sweet, little kittens to death. When I finally...

Gimme the official stats for a fox familiar you damn hippy jews or I'll kick you in the NUTS! :mad:

Just looking for the stats of a Fox familiar from Dragon 280, which I don't have as handy as the computer I'm currently at :). Also have there been any "official" stats for a mongoose familiar? Thanks.

I would say the easiest way to do that would be to jump to conclusions before you've accumulated enough information. Just make premature snap judgements. Then act on them, impulsively. Your character will be fun to play and watch, cause all sorts of trouble, and may be a little frustrating...

Risky Business Damn straight Drowdude. Trust in the dice. This is what experience has taught me. I'm am merely the color commentary for their whims. There were times when I thought the PC's were so going to overcome in the climactic moment that I thought nothing of brazzenly rolling in...

Re: I disagree This is one of those things that you would think is true but really isn't. If your Gm or whatever sucks, but sucks in a consistant way, the players, should they be like minded, can have a field day on this meta game level where the GM is unaware they are creating a Hard Target...

Egalitarianism Is Over Rated. That's why I do individual exp. If a group cooperates on something, they get a share of the pie. But if anyone has a brilliant idea that aids in that, the brilliant idea gets a bonus. Sure this could be a giant book keeping headache. But it's not really. See...

Stupid is like a box of chocolates. If a level represents a certain level of mastery and the accumulated wisdom, experience, and good old fashioned know how that goes with that, then 20 W/ 20 Ftr, should be exactly equivalent to 20 Ftr / 20 W. Otherwise that 20 Ftr doesn't represent the same...

A congealing, redish black liquid, in vials. Blood. Or if you're like Nightfall, p0rn0graphy. Do not go up to see his etchings! j/k (Not really) It all depends on what you want your PC's to get out of the revelation. I like ones that are a little on the sinister side, but incite...

How about I do him one better. For my paper in my modern/post-modern Literature class that was most of our grade, at a respected 4 year university, I wrote about how action adventure movies totally supplanted the surrealist movement, specifically using Aliens as an example. Grades? Paper...

Gold silver and copper also don't corrode easily. With steel...well it seems like a pain in the asterisk to oil all your money every day. Stainless steel requires chromium, or at least vanadium.

Re: The Epic Lamentations of Mouseferatu You specifically said, Raistalin, and Sauron cannot be player characters. Sauron wouldn't be a particularly interesting one, so I might even be inclined to give you that, except for the fact that I allow for the possiblity someone might be able to do...

Firewall You really should get a router with a hardware firewall.. They're more expensive, but you will likely regret not having done so. Another option is to make an older semi-obsolete system into a firewall, maybe with smoothwall bsd or something, that sits between the cable/dsl modem and...

I typically stay away from riddles per se, and my problems are always somewhat ambigous. Mostly because I don't have a talent for creating riddles, and don't like the feel of canned ones. But when it does come up, I would make intelligence checks versus the relative obscurity of the...

Weekend Warriors: Heroes Need Not Apply Wow. I guess that adaquately frames the problem. DnD is fine for a weekend game with some pizza. But, in your opinion, completely unsuitable for telling larger than life tales with larger than life heroes. I am so glad people I've played over the...

I would imagine you cut the tops and bottoms off. Unroll it into a rectangle. Fold it back so each "piece" has the lable centered. Then carefully beat it flat so you don't mar the surface. Then drill small holes in the corners. Take steel wire about the thickness of the hole and try to...

Translation: Now I don't exactly know you, or them, so this is shooting from the hip: "You're a nice guy, but kind of a flake. No, offense." It's all good. I'm a bit of a flake, and I run pretty good games. Or maybe I should add delusional to the list.

Mellow Drama I think the most entertaining thing about you, aside from the manner in which you were shouted down, is that you think drama is totally encompased by the realm of soap operas while everyone else is thinking of particularly well done movies or books. That in and of itself is...

My smoke d10s used to be absolutely lethal. They seemed to try to kill my character for whatever game I was playing. Sometimes I could trick them into thinking I was in fact playing a different game, at which point it they would be extreamly generous until they figured out they had been...

Obscurity Check Specifically with the monkey statue, the legend of Sun Wu Kong, the magical monkey king. You can see none too subtle echos of his tall tale(s) in Dragon Ball, he had an iron staff that could extend on command (among other similarities to the Dragon Ball cartoon), there was also...