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Damn right!

Drizz't understands me and helps me write darque and tragycke poetry on Denny's napkins.

We'll just make them all RIFTS Juicers and call it a done deal.

Why not send a pack of kaiju lv. 10 fighter/lv. 10 paladin/lv. 10kensai/lv. 10 dragon disciple hobbits on kaiju dire half-celestial lv. 20 mystic giant eagle half-girallons with +5 keen vorpal talons and beaks with +5 mithril feathers coated in oils of etheralness? I mean, duh. It's not like...

Depends on the strength of the local authorities. If their piddly militia couldn't be bothered to hack through a monster-infested cavern, but some small band of "heroes" did, they're more than welcome to try and take it.

I first read the module in my teens, back in the 90s and I knew what "rube" meant.

I've never made that complaint. My complaint is that the combat he describes is non-sensical crap.

That's the point when I threw in the towel. They started to read like: "He did what now? He jumped up on the ogre's knee, hit him twice in the head with scimitars, jumped off the ogre, towards a cliff face, jumped off that towards another ogre, somersaulting off the ogre's shoulder onto his...

I don't mind beer or a nice liquor when I'm playing. I try not to get hammered. :uhoh: I've gotten stoned a few times and I don't recommend it at all, I would rather avoid it completely at the table. By and large I'm stone cold sober when I DM, except for that one time... :p

I got Drizzt'd out. I liked the Crystal Shard, but the character just got more and more bulldrizzt.

Yup, but failing at it.

d00d!!! Totally!

Apropros of nothing, I miss the aurumvorax aka "The Golden Gorger."

If you want to get an idea on how some of the fighting forms may have looked like, I found this to be a treasure trove: http://www.kalaripayattu.org/movie.htm It would be accurate to allow monks in an Indian setting without having to really file off the serial numbers or play "Guess the...

Jagshemash. I like the nymph prostitutes by lake to make the sexy time! Very niiice. High five!

He has amazing Oklahoma City punk rock stories.

I think "Child's Play" is THE worst. I bought it because it said "Greyhawk" on it. Boy, was I pissed!

It depends. I definitely love having pertinent details up front, and I also appreciate flowery detail if it adds to the setting and helps differentiate setting cultures, power groups, secret organizations, and environment.

Yeah, it definitely didn't excite me at all. Not what I was expecting, but not pleasing either. What pleased me about tail-end 2E modules was that "The Shattered Circle" had good Greyhawk references, and more worthy of the title than Doomgrinder.

Rivet-twerp: the kobolds of the industrial scene.