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I got food poisoning from McDonald's once. It was hella bad. Other than that, they're a burger joint and, if you like burgers, odds are somewhere near you there's a burger joint that makes actual burgers. Ketchup and mustard shouldn't go on a burger. See, they're there to mask the poor...

Yup, vodka is terrible and whiskey is amazing in all its varied forms. Americans apparently have no taste - as confirmed by how massive Bud, Miller and Coors are.

That's what they (and his frozen corpse) say.

I know, right?

Heh, that's the only reason I even like that song. When I hear it at work (Muzak) I have to try not to laugh out loud. Hilarious. Anyhoo, I've had all sorts of songs ruined due to peoples' names. My friends have a habit of taking songs and substituting words out with someone's name that...

Odd, I didn't see anything in the article about sheep.

Booze Map: America loves vodka. We make some of the best whiskey in the world and we drink vodka? Sick. Just sick.

He could have virtual kids, you know.

No. :uhoh:

:yesyesyes:

Whoa, bro. His ship was plenty cool.

Not a Disney fan. No interest whatsoever.

And he hunts hogs with dogs.

Nope. They just taste bad.

No. I hate raisins. There's some fruits I can handle but raisins are not on that list.

No way, brah. Fruit is just terrible. Never liked it. Veggies are the clear betters here. I mean, broccoli or banana? It's obviously broccoli.

Point noted for truthiness. Carry on.

No way, bro. Fruit just ain't good. Veggies pwn fruit hard.

And that's where I stopped reading. Gross, bro.

That's true. Especially if you're [redacted]. It's a hard lesson to learn but if they'd just believed in the first place it wouldn't have happened. Anyhoo, it seems to me people overemphasize quantity of life. To me, quality is more important. Obviously there's a balance but I can't...