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  1. Rabelais

    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    Absolutely! As a matter of fact, if you make it a zany comedy, you've probably increased the likelihood that you and your friends will survive unscathed! Well done!
  2. Rabelais

    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    1st Infantry Division (Mechanized) Circa 1990. The speed at which live things can be made dead hasn't changed that much in the intervening years... ;)
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    OotS 498 is up

    10 years per caster level for Res... with True Res, they just need to be able identify Roy's social security number, or bank PIN, so they wouldn't need his body.
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    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    Having been in the regular army and national guard, I have to say that you put WAAAAAY too much stock in the quality of our military to react quickly and effectively. Now.. if in fact you need somebody to drink a cup of coffee and smoke some cigarettes, then by all means Captain Greenjeans and...
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    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    Everythings just fine as long as you don't need to go back to the ammo dump to get more ammo. When zombies attack there's no front line! That means that Bob Ammomaker and his bowling league buddies done got et by the zombies. Al Truckdriver didn't make the shipment to the Army Corps Ammo...
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    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    Good Lord man! Don't say that where the Zombies can hear you! That's just beggin' for the final combat scene!
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    World's Largest Dungeon in actual play [Spoilers!]

    wow... this thread has over 100k views. Grats y'all.
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    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    What you really need to do is stand near a moderator during the zombie crisis... I heard that undead won't approach within 30' of an angry mod.
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    Zombie Outbreak - where to hide?

    c'mon MD... That's not the sprit that's gonna get you through the Necropolypse. 1st of all... if you can manage to survive the first couple of weeks. The sheer amount of body removal and zombie melee is going to turn you into a hardened badass faster than you can say "Training Montage" 2nd...
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    Which of the following early D&D adventures did you play in?

    I really loved the Against the Giants series. Nothing really groundbreaking about the series, but for some reason it really appealed to me.
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    OOTS 495! Holy Mom!

    I am SO using that as my new sig. :)
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    Holy Cow! Oots 494 already!

    No, thats.... No thanks, Mom. Priceless
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    Canada portrayed negatively in games?

    I'm surprised nobody brought up Shadowrun. Those wacky Canadians got annexed there too. Canada was a much sweeter place to visit when I was a young man. Drinking age was 19 in BC (no idea if it still is), and the Canadian Dollar was at $.68 American. I Spent a very nice evening explaining...
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    Communism (& Socialism) in RPGs

    Honestly, if you ever wanted to figure out who the University social studies geeks on our humble board are just start a thread asking for a Marxist interpretation of D&D. Interesting thread... If I didn't have about another 20 hours of homework left in front of me, I might have enough time to...
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    GMing an actual maze

    My players have correctly supposed that to defeat a maze you only have to turn right every single time. Eventually it brings you out the other side. Kind of takes the fun out of it. Fewer unadorned mazes now. Hello teleport traps.
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    Where will 3.5 Grognards Hang Out Come May 2008?

    You lost me at Macintosh. ;)
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    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes to Greyhawk

    Demagogues are fun, and almost universally evil, so make excellent long term villains. I had a Shadowrun villain Humanis Policlub/Alamos 20k demagogue, and a professor at the University of Washington. Brownshirted fratboys and sycophants as mooks. Much fun to be had there.
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    Don't you just love it when Adventure hooks fall from the sky?

    Honestly, I think my players would be disappointed if it DIDN'T happen near Lake Titicaca.
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    Don't you just love it when Adventure hooks fall from the sky?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Peruvian_meteorite_event On the evening of September 15, 2007, a chondrite meteorite crashed near the village of Carancas in the Desaguadero District of Chucuito Province in the Puno Region, Peru, near the Bolivian border and Lake Titicaca. The impact created a...
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    MERGED: How do you say the site name? / What's with Eeee Ennn World?

    I'd guess that you're a high school administrator or councilor of some sort. ;) How sad. :(
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