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  1. DungeonKeeperUK

    Whats the most you've spent on dice..

    Hal I have one made from the thigh bone of a T Rex, wanna swap.. really it is made from a T Rex bone... would I lie to you boss.. would I ;) OK just gimme the die or I go to work on Photoshop with pics of you and post em here...
  2. DungeonKeeperUK

    Did you notice?

    Yup I know they rarely do in my campaigns, though I'll never the forget the thief creeping across a courtyard, with guards surrounding the battlements, when he decides to unsheath his magical short sword.. ::shoom:: light surrounds him, poor little guy... Anyway, I digress, I too don't remember...
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    Did you notice?

    "Bad Taste is a classic" please note the sarcasm in my fingers when I typed this..... I liked the film for its pure awfulness, so bad it was "good", and yes I saw it when it first reached the shores of the UK, long before young Peter did his thing with LoTR
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    How do you describe D&D/RPGs to the great unwashed?

    hehehe yeah.. "Mother we're just going upstairs to do a bit of group revision.... "Ok, so the orc lord has brought down his wrath upon....."" Yeah even though my mother was most impressed that had written something for "that thing I do" she tried to look interested as she flicked through...
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    [ot] Polygamy abusive to women?

    ahhhh, never realised that, we don't really have any of this happening over here in the UK
  6. DungeonKeeperUK

    Whats the most you've spent on dice..

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Whats the most you've spent on dice.. hehehe see don't you fell better haveing admitted to it, your on the first step to inner fulfilment Hal.... :p (You know I'm just jelous bud.. ;) )
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    [ot] Polygamy abusive to women?

    Abusive does seem a bit abusive, after all the women accept the situation too... though they may be getting at the point you don't get Women with multiple husbands (well not "legally" anyway) that I know of... but still a bit strong...
  8. DungeonKeeperUK

    Alternatives to Mats?

    I often use A4 presentation folders, those clear plastic pockets for Arty types to place in their portfolios, they come in differnt sizes and can be written on and wiped off easy enough.. I have been known to use rolls of lining paper, roll it out, draw the map, tear it off, throw it away...
  9. DungeonKeeperUK

    Did you notice?

    And the aliens Two Buttock attacks in his other classic Bad Taste... ;)
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    Do you keep things from past campaigns?

    I've got all my character from over 20 years ago, been GMing for the past 16ish and have all the maps, adventures, campaign notes, things scribbled on napkins too... ask my wife, she keeps trying to get me to throw some of it away... ;)
  11. DungeonKeeperUK

    Explodiate

    Marmilise n. to mash inot a messy pulp, often as the result of meeting with a bludgeoning weapon at a great rate of knots, resulting in the loss of massive hit points reducing to less than -10 hit points with one hit contr. marmilease, to cause a nonliving object to smush into pulp Similar...
  12. DungeonKeeperUK

    How do you describe D&D/RPGs to the great unwashed?

    So how do you explain what you do whenever your Auntie/Next Door Neighbour/Vet/Friend/Mother asks you what you do and invariably say.. "So do you run around waving swords at each other in the woods" or "Ohhh isn't all that to do with devil worship?" or something else just as inane... I've...
  13. DungeonKeeperUK

    Discussing problems with D&D/d20 rules...

    Ohhhh blimey, where to start on this thread... hehehe Basically I love both d20/DnD and HARN for the fact they are totally opposite.. Been playing DnD for about 20something years in all in incarnations and HARN on and off for about the last 12 years or so.. Like I said above I love DnD for the...
  14. DungeonKeeperUK

    Whats the most you've spent on dice..

    Thats just what my wife does, and lately she's been insisting on a new pair of shoes with every character too, adn they have all become suicidal.. hmmmmm
  15. DungeonKeeperUK

    Whats the most you've spent on dice..

    Re: Re: Whats the most you've spent on dice.. Truth be told I'm jelous as hell, if I'd had enough money with me I'd have had one too.. I know of someone else that got one, just wondering if he's going to own up to it.. ;)
  16. DungeonKeeperUK

    Whats the most you've spent on dice..

    Haveing finally put my dice fetish to rest I think after regular meetings at the D.B.A. (Dice Rollers Anonymous) I was just wondering how much people think they have actually spent on dice.. I mean I'm pretty sure there must be people out there that may have, lets say, spent $100 on a single...
  17. DungeonKeeperUK

    I need bad D&D jokes! (my players stay out)

    Hehehe, does it get in the next Portable Hole Full Of Beer ?
  18. DungeonKeeperUK

    I need bad D&D jokes! (my players stay out)

    Someone stop me... please.... The poor gamer wrote the word "initiative" on the window of his room with opaque ink. I would never be able to see the world through his i's. Due to the many hickeys the wizard had given in his life, he had gained a reputation for being a necromancer. What do you...
  19. DungeonKeeperUK

    [semi-ot] Is there a name for ....

    Hehehe, trust you Klugey...
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    I need bad D&D jokes! (my players stay out)

    I apologise before I even start... ;) Q : What did the Orc say when he lost his Axe? A : Where's my Axe? ______________ Q : Whats Black, White and Red and has trouble turning in 5' corridors? A : Drizzt with a spear through his head... ______________ Q : Whats got 2 legs and bleeds? A ...
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