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I think I'm going to shave my prodigious beard down to a goatee, scrounge up an eyepatch, and become Evil Max. Maybe draw a nice big scar on my face too. Lazy? You bet. Then again, I used to win prizes for my Hawaii Tourist costume years ago, and that was just shorts, a Hawaiian shirt and a...

Yeah. This is getting very "King In Yellow". I wouldn't be surprised if they put up a polar bear that morphs into the freakin' Yellow Sign at this point.

It's not really a bad DVD exactly, but Braveheart is crying out for the deluxe 2-disc treatment. I thought for sure we'd get some kind of special edition set this year, since 2005 is its 10th anniversary.

Now I'm getting a rasterized image of a polar bear lying on the ground, with a weird oscillating sound that loops after about 30 seconds or so. It might be my imagination, but I thought I heard faint voice sounds in the noise.

Which is just as well, since the networks are doing their damndest to make sure you miss them. Whether it's by moving around the times and not going out of their way to let fans (or potential fans) know, or starting them late in the season or putting them on long hiatuses, the networks are...

Cat Traps: http://www.bestnest.com/bestnest/pc_cats_dogs.asp?src=googleaws&kw=cat_trap They cost a few bucks, but they're worth it. Once your cat troubles are over it makes a good rat trap too.

I can't believe I've gotten through 53 posts and nobody's mentioned Patton friggin' Oswalt? If you are a gamer, you are required by law to love Patton Oswalt. I know he's more well known for that King of Queens show, but his stand-up is awesome. He makes tons of comic book, SF, horror and RPG...

I don't know LightPhoenix. My BS detector's usually pretty finely tuned, and right now it's not registering a blip. I never bought that Samuel L. Jackson thing for a second, but this sounds way more plausible and adds to the mythology of the show.

Gold Five: "They came from behind!" :D

Well, there is a huge, huge spoiler over at IMDB that I just blundered into on this very subject. But really, don't look unless you want to KNOW who took Walt. Spoiler block, GO! I was looking under the IMDB entry for M.C. Gainey, the actor who played the Bearded Man who took Walt (and was...

My DVR decided to cut out in the middle of the preview for next week's episode. What does it show?

Yeah, I know. He's just so friggin' convenient. He's the dang Professor of Craphole Island, only he doesn't even need coconuts. "Hey, we got a busted up transponder! Good thing we've got Sayid." "Hey, there's a completely thrashed computer down here that's older than half the people on...

Yes. Yes I did. However, I'm willing to admit it might just be me. I already had a thing about the outdoors and camping and especially about being lost, so that movie really struck a chord in me. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Please. Slasher movies are so pedestrian. "The Shining" scared the...

After poking around at AICN, I find that apparently it says: ALONGTIMEAGO,ONANISLANDFARFARAWAY To which I say, heh heh. :lol:

The captors may be tail sectioners, but I'll bet dollars to donuts that their leader ("Shaft") is one of the Nigerian drugrunners. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Don't know if anyone saw this at AICN today, but check this out: https://www.thehansofoundation.org (notice the https) If you want to be spared the hassle, the link sends you to an unformatted HTML document that just says "bigspaceship1.com". So type that into your browser, and watch the...

Sayid on Lost is kinda like that. Apparently, the Republican Guard will train you to be friggin' MacGyver (how'd we ever beat these guys?). He fixed a transponder, built a radio triangulation setup, built some radio thing that Kate broke, fixed an antique computer, and he's an expert torturer...

I've seen a UFO near Area 51.

Patton Oswalt does an awesomely funny bit about movie producer Robert Evans' gonzo ESPN ads, where Evans would tell some bizarro showbiz story and then barely tie it into sports at the end.