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    Random campaign drawings...

    Wow! I really should stop by more often. This is some of the best fantasy art I've seen.
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    [OT] Cthulhu Statuette

    Whoa..... $200..... I do not need it that badly, but thanks anyway. Maybe a Cthulhu plush toy would work. (Oh, and that was exactly what I was looking for, but was out of stock.)
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    [OT] Cthulhu Statuette

    Does anybody make a Cthulhu Statuette as described in the classic story The Call of Cthulhu. I'm looking for a gift for an ardent HPL fan, and the places I've looked have been sold out, so in desperation I turn to you, the wise and knowledgeable members of the ENboards.
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    How Would You Defend A Mountain Fortress? (Volume II)

    Looking at the above, I think that there is only one course of action the defenders could take. Gather their forces can charge the Vallorean front lines like the British at the Somme, screaming their new battlecry of "Hastur Hastur Hastur!" But then the Valloreans are probably able to kill...
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    "Breaking" the rules at level one

    Halfling Com1. He is killed by the party, who collects the 5000 gp bounty. Next Character. Halfling Com1. He is killed by the party, who collects the 5000 gp bounty. etc until you own the entire universe.
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    Lines I'd like to see Morrus put into his Gencon report

    On day 8 of my New England geneology tour I found that I am in fact a descendant of an American GI station in England during WWII. His name, Marsh. Incidently, the site is now ENWorld of Dagon. Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftagn!. I've just found out that American chicks dig English accents. If my current...
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    Dwarfs

    Claudio Pozas might have a few. Link on the right of the main page, down a bit.
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    How to describe Strider's combat on Weathertop

    The combat situation. Frodo is surronded by Ringwraiths, the hobbits are lying around behind them, hiding and needing new pants, and the ring is about to be lost. Aragorn strikes with surprise, killing a wraith in the surprise round. He wins intiative, and moves closer to Frodo to protect...
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    Best way to kill a kobold?

    Use Timestop+Gate to gate in as many fiendish blind kobolds as you can. Then run like hell.
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    Best way to kill a dancing leprechaun?

    Small guys are bad at grapple checks. Summon something with lots of attacks and improved grab and hold that sucker down and take his gold. Slow dispels haste. Hit him with as many "Save or die" spells as you can. Polymorphs, Hold Monsters, Finger of Death etc. Or just nickle and dime him to...
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    Girls and charisma

    I've noticed that too of the three girls I game with usually play high charisma rogues or bards, or at worst, sorcerers. The third one usually plays a cleric unknowingly modeled on Piffany from Nodwick, but less aware.
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    Why do you DM?

    Because I'm the only person qualified. No, seriously, I'm the only person with all 3 books and one of 4 (out of 11) that have own the PHB, and one of two that actually understand the rules, and she doens't want to DM. So in, short, its because I love pain. "No, your 5th level paladin can't...
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    What is YOUR level??

    DM with a vengance. Investigator 1 (Defense Option) Str 7 Dex 9 Con 10 Int 16 Wis 11 Cha 11 HP 6 AC 9 Sanity 55 Skills. Bluff +4 Climb +2 Computer Use +2 Concentration +4 Craft: Writing +7 *Cthulhu Mythos +1 (Hey, I've read all the books, that's got to count somewhere.) Drive +0 Knowledge...
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    [art, hosted] DnD Iconics gallery! Today: Regdar!

    Now we see the caring, sensative Regdar behind the wenching, drunken, pyschopathic facade. :D
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    CRs for MM creatures?

    [Rant] The Monstrous Vermin CRs are whack! 4 7th level characters, a cleric, fighter, rogue, and wizard run into a Huge Monstrous Spider. They have full spells, hitpoints, buffs up, and the initiative. At the end of three rounds, the cleric and rogue are poised to around 4 strength, the...
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    Evil guys always give the best speeches!

    In a slightly related story. We were going through The Speaker in Dreams. The Party: Xeebo Badger- a Gnome Paladin with Riding Dog and a very squeaky voice. Jimbo-Halfling rogue carrying a torch for Lady Elaine, a local human paladin. Alurien-Human Wizard, your standard fireball and magic...
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    Names of places?

    I like to use the index and maps included in the Song of Ice and Fire series. If you stick to minor characters and places (unless your players are obsessive George RR Martin fans with good memories) they'll never find out.
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    How long have you been a member of this community?

    Since about December 2000/January 2001, I was around #2200 on the old boards. I came here when I got fed up with the general flamewars, funkiness, and constant crashes of the WotC boards. This site is my homepage.
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    The Heroes of Tanar (Triple Update!!! 7-17-02!!!)

    I'm sorry I haven't been able to update in a while, but I've been on vacation for a while, then I was on sabbactical for a bit, and then I had other things to do. i'll be leaving tomorrow for around two weeks, unfortunantly, but in the mean while enjoy my Triple Size Update. It's extra...
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