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Airborne opponents with better abilities. Air Elementals and Arrowhawks are some of my favorites, along with Fighters on Griffons and Wizards with the Fly spell. Or just the old favorite, Hold Person him until he fails his save and plunges to the ground.

I think that this illustrates one of the major problems with the rules in that the only way to gain XP is to engage in combat. I think that there should be a "living" experience, because life teaches, just not as fast as battle. How about this method: At the end of a creature's natural...

I think that Great Cthulhu should buy it through his network of insane cultist worshippers so that he can use it subtle but extremely Eeeeeeeevil! premise of being satanic spellcasters, priests of false gods, murderous warrious, and evil thieves to corrupt America's fine Christian youth. Oh...

"Hey baby, I deal double damage with my lance when mounted." "Whoa! Is it you or did I just mislabel that Potion of Love as Cure Light Wounds." And the classic. "Whadduyu mean no? After rescuing you from the dragon don't I get any reward?" "Are you a sorcerer, cause I think you just cast...

"I walk up to the creature, look it in the eyes, and say, 'That's not very nice.'" This came from when the party was fighting a basilisk, and the rogue decided that he just wanted to do something random. BTW, does anybody know a good way to turn a statue back into a rogue.

The spells Divine Might and Tenser's Transformation both increase your BAB. Perhaps he could spend a wish to find out how to create an item with one of those spells. Gauntlet of Prowess. This single golden gauntlet instinctively gives even the greenest farm boy some skill in fighting. The...

I swear, officer, I haven't been drinking... Well, except for the blood of that hobo that we in the Ancient and Pussiant Order of Dagon sacrificed to please our Dark Lord and Master and give Him more Power so that He may speed the coming of the Day of Destruction. *bzzzzzzZZZZZ-WHAP!!!! And now...

The Maximum Points of Damage in a Single Round Smack. The Character Druid 16 The Stats. Wis 26+ The Feats. Quicken Spell. Enlarge Spell Improved Initiative (It can’t hurt) Spell Focus: Evocation (See Above) The Items. Greater Rod of Maximization. Necklace of Prayer Beads (Karma) Ioun Stone...

[Self Absorbed Rant] In the interest of promoting total randomness on the ENboards, I propose that in the following week all posts must be proceeded by a acronym that describes the post, and not just your usual [OT] or [FR] or [ELH] but something completely different. Such as [TTHMF] [This...

531) Give major villains deviant sexual tendancies. If it worked for Frank Herbert, it can work for you. 532) Give the good guys deviant sexual tendancies. If it worked with the bad guys, it'll work even better with the good guys. 533) Have the ruler of the town be evil and detect as evil...

Two nasty (and cheap) corridor traps. Have a long (at least 60') corridor with an uneven floor, concealed steps, and tripwires. Line the walls with firewood soaked in oil until you have just a 5' wide section of floor. When enemies advance down it, set fire to the wood. As they run out...

Several identical elven archers (class is irrelevant, they all used bows) with the name of JAG. It got to the point where... "Okay, my elven archer takes his bow..." "CRITICAL MISS! YOU FUMBLE AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE EYE! Please roll up a new character." "Okay, I'm an elven ranger named JAG...

Yup. I may not even submit the one pager, but my group will be playing in the setting. I've always wanted to make a world and this looks like a good oppurtunity.

Stick it in a lead lined box and mail it to your destination. Forget taking a gun with you and just buy one off the gray market at your destination when you have a free moment. Charter a private jet, anybody rich enough to afford his own jet can't be up to anything illegal. Forge a pass...

Pirate Raid? What is up with that, Lisa? I remember the days when it would be Pirate Raid!!! You Motha$%#^*s!!! Then it would just be Pirate Raid!!! Then Pirate Raid! Now it's like you're asking permission from us to raid our boards. "Excuse me sir, I'm a pirate and I was wondering if I...

I much perfer Claudio Pozas's work myself. He doesn't have the variety, but all of his pictures are amazing full color and if you include CC pictures then you have enough for everything if your demands aren't so full tight. After all, one guy in full plate looks a lot like another, who cares...

372) Take the D&D character test (it's been posted a few times) and then act like your character. For example, if you test as a NE Thief Assassin, steal other people's dice and then try to assassinate them by stabbing them with forks. 373) Spike the chips and drinks with Tabasco Sauce. 374)...

No, actually school is over and we felt like playing something else next year. We're all much to laz to meat during the summer.

My first character ever was Kuun-lan the Elven Ranger. We had gone through a short dungeon fighting drow and picked up a magical sword that gained more bonuses if you, uh, stroked it, although if you stroked it too hard it would lose all of its abilities and go floppy. (This is what you get...

Yes, that's right, the highly acclaimed story about a bunch of students at Miskatonic who get mixed up with Things That Should Not Be Known has been completed. One guess on how it all ends. And to get you in the mood, the CoC flash movie: CoC flash movie I just have to pimp that thing.