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    need a new PC

    The Shadow Human Rgr1/Rog1 AL: N Str 14 Dex 16 Con 14 Int 12 Wis 12 Cha 10 HP 10+4+1d6 AC 17=10+4+3 Fort 4=2+2 Ref 5=2+3 Will 1=0+1 BAB +1 Attacks MW Shortsword +5, 1d6+2, 19-20/2x Two Shortswords, +3/+2, 1d6+2/1, 19-20/2x Mighty Composite Longbow (14), +4, 1d8+2, 3x, 110' range Feats: 1...
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    Game of Death

    My character is a logical development from the question. "What is the most important thing in D&D combat?", the follow-ups "How do I get more of it?" and it's collorary, "How do I make my opponent's have less of it?" I think you'll be unpleasently surprised... Any flavor that you see has been...
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    101 casting side effects.

    51) A flaming pentagram appears on the ground beneath them. 52) Small objects (coins, grain, sand etc) near the caster spontaneously organize themselves. 53) Small lightning bolts shoot from the caster's fingers, arcing into the ground and nearby metal objects. 54) A beam of sunlight shines...
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    How to prevent planar travel to your world.

    The BBEG has put a trap on the astral link into the thier home plane. When it detects them coming in, they get shunted to a unfriendly location of your choice, or possibly just wind up dumped in the Deep Astral.
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    Anyone create any unique weapons for their game?

    Axes of the moon. This set of seven +1 Mithril Axes is enchanted with the power of the Moon Goddess. Arranged on their stand, they appear to follow the phases of the moons. These weapons are especially poweful against lycantropes, dealing an additional +1 points of damage. Lycanthropes...
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    Game of Death

    "Mr. Stampy, do you see that man over there? When we see him again, remember to CRUSH HIS PUNY SKULL UNDER YOUR FEET! He only has two friends with him, I wonder how long they'll stand against us six."
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    [OT] Your Geekiest Moment

    1) Wearing my Orc and Pie T-shirt, watching The Gamers VHS, on a 64 inch TV, and fiddling with my Steal Battalion controller before going over to one of the computer in the same room to read the ENboards. 2) Making a character for the upcoming Game of Death, and wandering around giggling over...
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    Game of Death

    A man of indeterminate age with a large beard and greenish robes wanders in out of the wilderness, followed by 5 large bears and an elephant. "Hail, friends. I am Hagbard the Chartreuse, a wizard of pussiant might. I advise you not to trifle with me, because as my colleague Gandalf the Gray...
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    Game of Death

    I assume we are using Clockwork's Game of Death linked on the first post for character creation, because I could not find any solid rules on points, or what special bonuses your character gets etc.
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    what good is a trident?

    Ouch! I feel really sorry for that guy. As for the situation as it related to D&D. That is scoring a critical hit and rolling ones.
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    Need vague threats for a monk

    "You think you can take me? Bring it then!" "Fortunately my master taught me the **insert martial arts move/style**. It will more than counter whatever puny attack you make." "If you really think you're that good, drop your sword and we'll see who's better." "So I assume you wear all that...
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    I need Elf jokes!

    "People look funny with their shins hacked off." "For sale, 1000 elven magic swords, only been dropped once." "What's the difference between a running dwarf and a running elf? Elf's in front." "You live in trees. I'm holding an axe. I might come to a unilateral agreement." "If you tried...
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    I need good dwarf jokes!

    "What's up? Not you!" "Damn, I appear to have run out of throwing daggers, someone pass me that dwarf." "I don't quite see the point of ale. Isn't it just wine from stuff that could've been planted for grapes." "Even the smallest sapling can reduce rock to gravel, what's so special about...
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    Game of Death

    Excellent, if you don't mind having the same crowd in all of them, I'm more then happy to play. I'll have my character when we get a few more particulars on the Arena and such.
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    Slings

    One really goor reason for slings in D&D, IIRC, is that you only need one hand to use them. Unlike bows or crossbows, which means that you can use that other hand for carrying a tower shield with 9/10ths cover. A group of halflings well protected by spears and ditches and such with tower...
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    Battle Royale of the Gawds continuation

    Of course. Crossroads Arena Although at this time of night there's really not much going on, and I can't speak for The Void's ability to get you access right now, but keep checking.
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    Battle Royale of the Gawds continuation

    For those looking for simpler, faster, one on one games, the DnD 3E Crossroads Arena over at www.rpol.net is where I go for my daily dose of Death & Destruction. It's not as complex as the Game of Death, but if you just want to see high level characters beat the holy living crap out of each...
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    Battle Royale of the Gawds continuation

    Yasumoto here. i'd just like to say that I sent in my move a couple of days ago, and I have resent just minutes ago. My move is in, and if clockwork doesn't post it, I blame the crappy mail server.
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    time for happy fun

    In that picture Morrus reminds me very much of Rincewind from the Discworld novels, so I will play out a fight between Mordenkainen and Rincewind. Mord: "Die scury rogue!" *Begins casting horribly complicated spell of doom* Rincewind: "Bye!" *Runs like the wind* Mord: "Drat"
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    Car chases and obstacles

    Two men carrying a large plate of glass A recent gravel spill a gap in the bridge, with an impromptu ramp
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