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Speak for yourself. I, with an IQ in the high 170's am currently typing this entire message using only my thoughts. :) I would like to see any of you lowly 130ers try that. ;)

As the OP on this one, I just remembered a couple of others.. Hard lookin' rig - To describe someone who has a very low Charisma score. Beaten with a bag of hammers - See above Slower than cold molasses - self explanatory

I went into a public restroom at a park once. It was kind of like an upscale outhouse. No flush mechanism, you just did your business into the hole provided although there was a toilet over the hole. the room itself was reasonably clean (considering that 1500 other people had used it that day)...

But if she was she could just crap in one hand and then throw it at him. :lol:

But only if it's boiled first.

While I was at work today, I had the misfortune of driving through an area of town that for some reason absolutely reeked of raw sewage. I just so happened to be speaking to a coworker on the phone at the same time, and in trying to describe the smell I told him that it "had more funk than...

There may be a little legal problem with that firing. The company had better be able to prove that the employees were indeed under the influence or else they may have opened themselves up to a wrongful dismissal case. Furthermore, the company needs a written policy regarding drug and alcohol use.

It doesn't matter if I have a boy or girl, but when I eventually do breed, My kid is going to have the name Kelly in there somewhere. It was my brother's name and I want my kid to have some kind of connection to him.

That is why you wait until you have the giant novelty cheque in your hand.... and THEN tell your boss to shove all manner of foreign objects into his rectum.

If it is what I think it is, it was invented during wartime amid strict rationing. The original recipe didn't require things like milk, eggs or butter (which were in short supply for civilians). At least thats the story from my grandmother.

I never really fidgeted at the game table. I wasn't a dice spinner either. I fell asleep a couple of times though. In the DMs defense it was because I was totally exhausted and not bored. The other players were good sports about it too. they just took it as in-game actions. My character became...

I lit mine.... got kicked off my flight though....

A friend of mine got canned from work the other day. He is a good guy but wasn't exactly the best of employees. He had screwed up big a couple of times but what finally got him canned was so outrageous that I had to post it. It took some digging but I was finally able to find out what...

I myself prefer the Frank's Red Hot Chile and Lime flavour. before I moved out west, there was a great little shop called Job's House of Pepper. He had pepper sauces from all over the world and he even went so far as to stock them according to the "heat" level.

Fart your way off a plane in one easy lesson!

Why are we even discussing anything that was in that crapfest of a movie? Van Helsing??? More like Van Horrible.

sounds like it might actually be a brandy of some kind. What's the alcohol percentage?

Following the line of possible future careers, I always wanted to be an author. I even have the title of my first book. "Yes, Virginia Woolf, Be afraid of Santa Claus."

If you switch to hard alcohol - Vodka, rum, whiskey, etc. you don't get that problem apparantly. Beer is high in carbs so it knocks your blood sugars all out of whack. Hard alcohol isn't and doesn't.

Maybe he should start his own TV show..... Pimp My Food.