GUY #1: Sir, your wife has been in a car crash!
GUY #2: Oh, you said "has been," that's past tense. Whew. No hurry to see her then, or find out what happened, thank god.
Sheesh.
Haha.
That would be called a Crusade, a totally different subject.
And, yes, I agree: a Crusade is very...