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    Worried about new minis?

    I have been playing Mechwarrior: Dark Age from WizKids for just over a month now, and my experience with the random packaging scheme has been a positive one. Now that's not to say that I haven't went to some secondary marketing sources (about 40% of my collection was bought off of eBay), but...
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    101 Bestowable Curses!

    19) Curse of the Itchy Sphincter - The target's "bottom" itches...constantly. Due to constantly shifting positions, squirming and general discomfort, this curse has several effects. -2 to hide and move silently checks Fort save DC 20 every night before bed or unable to sleep for more than a...
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    Most Terrible Act of Villainy?

    In one game I needed to demonstrate to my PCs just how ruthless the local thieves guild could be. I had been waiting for several games when the opportunity arose. One of my players was moving out of state and would no longer be playing his gnome barbarian. I also had an NPC wizard traveling...
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    Double Meanings in Character Names

    A couple Star Trek RPG names come to mind. T.A. Guy - Full name is Thomas Anderson Guy. In actuality, the name was Throw Away Guy, just another red shirt doomed to be beamed into space or turned into a cube then crushed or whatever. We went through a couple copies of him. Hubbub Bub - A...
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    Does anybody not use dungeons?

    In two campaigns played over two year I had a grand total of two dungeons featured in the games. I hate dungeon crawls and only use them when they suit the overall plot.
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    1001 Humorous d20 Module Names

    "Ya Can Stay in the Barn, But I Have a Few Rules" - (Adventurers seek shelter from the weather at an out of the way farmhouse, but the farmers daughter ain't what she seems!) "Darth Vader and the Red Wizards of Thay" - (A crossover title for the fanboys out there.) "Guess Which Hand" -...
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    1001 Humorous d20 Module Names

    Harry Potter in the Tomb of Horrors (Thats right...I'm gonna get sued for this one) Elminster Learns to Love (Disturbing...lets just say the PCs better make their will saves) Noodles the Clown and his Carnival of Damnation! (I just like the title.) What's this Stick? (The Game of Wands)...
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    Roll up a character right now using 3d6 rolled in order and post your stats!

    Str - 9 Dex - 9 Con - 9 Int - 13 Wis - 14 Cha - 13 Gentlemen, I think we have a cleric.
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    Great barbarian quotes

    ***Second edition - Farfig the Int 6 fighter just saw his first arquebus go off. He snatches the very expensive "thunder stick" from this hands of its rightful owner*** "Hey.....pretty fancy fighting stick you have there. Make nice club. Mine now." The owner didn't object too loudly...
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    Ohio, Columbus - Veteran DM seeks 3e players

    How is this for a kicker???? I tried to mail you and the mail was refused. Is your e-mail service being cranky or are the Gods telling us this isn't a good idea???? :)
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    Ohio, Columbus - Veteran DM seeks 3e players

    Looking to start a Sunday night group. Will run 3e, either Forgotten Realms or homebrew. I have a few players lined up, but need to round out the group. Looking for mature players with emphasis on plot and story continuity. I will host at my place on the west side. Please e-mail...
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    [OT] Something fun to read

    Hmmmm......45 minutes into March 8 and nothing on the site yet.....ho-hummm.....
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    DMs, how did you bring the party together?

    Best campaign start I ever did was quite fun. The PCs got caught up in the seige of a small fortress/village in the middle of nowhere. Some were just passing through when the BBEGs army swooped in, some were from the village, etc. They all took refuge along with the rest of the civilian...
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    Removing warning label from BoVD?

    You can try this, but do so at your own risk.... I pulled the sticker off and used a small amount of Zippo lighter fluid on the goop that remained behind. It came right off and only left a little bit of discoloration. Nothing noticable.
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    1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members

    178. - (ripoff) "Is the world rising, or am I sinking?" 179 - "I leap into the water!" ***splash!*** "What do you mean swim check -18? All I'm wearing is my armor and...ummm....oh." 180 - "I walk into the tavern and find the biggest, meanest looking dude in the place." **groans from the...
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    Longest campaign you've run/played in?

    I'm in an old FASA Star Trek RPG game that just hit its 10 year mark on February 2. Quite an accomplishment for us although we rarely play anymore. Our game year just rolled to 2385 with no end in sight. May the starships Repulse and Independence sail the stars for another 10 years! For D&D...
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    New Haste - Does it Fix Your Concerns?

    I think I am going to try to balance it out a bit and leave it to my group. Either leave it as is in the 3.5 book, or turn it to a +2 AC bonus with the ability to cast a second spell. I don't really see this as a fix for Haste overshadowing Quicken Spell, it is still pretty much useless as is.
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    MeepoTheMighty, Read This!

    My group tried to put a leash on him and treated him like a pet. We never finished the module, but we still talk about Meepo to this day.
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    your favorite word for "command"

    Used once against a bad guy in a full, closed face helm... "Puke." He looked like a sprinkler going off! That, and the DM made him take a will save to waste a round taking off the helm since he was pretty much drowning. Not very classy, but very effective.
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    D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

    ***A dark hooded figure wearing nothing else but leather chaps and strategically placed "pasties" steps forward.*** (Scratches fingernails down a small chalkboard) Son of Jorel! Kneel before Zod! ***steps back***
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