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Awww...heck. I was gonna make a reference to the online strip! ;) Well, here's the answer I had begun to formulate as I was plowing through the posts: "PvP doesn't make me feel uncomfortable. I simply don't read it anymore. I've grown tired of it." OK...serious mode now. :p As that great...

Maybe we should add bread too, that way we'd have a full sandwich! No loafing around, you crumbs! We're the upper crust! I just hope that, by adding bread, that this thread won't go a-rye.

What have I done? I've created a Muenster! :eek:

Not mention: 1. Torn bodices 2. Leather pants 3. The word is spelled "Huzzah!!!!" 4. Striking poses, particularly hands on hips, chest out, and a cocky grin. 5. Plenty of ropes for swinging around heroically, despite a startling lack of any clue as to what or where the ropes are actually attached.

Here are the changes for Barbarians in 4E: 1. All barbarians must now wear fur bikinis, regardless of gender. 2. If a barbarian uses a pronoun, he/she can no longer advance in that class. 3. Hit dice is now d20. 4. A small fine-print rule gives the DM the legal right to take the DMG and beat to...

Fortunately, my players do give me a chance to read a long description, although every once in a while I have to wag a finger and do the "ah ah ah...let me finish!" thing. The door opens outward, and the smell of rotting meat wafts out. The room's only window, located to the left of the door...

Dude I got bad news for you.... That's no typo! :eek:

I can't believe that I forgot the most classic taxi reference of all: Groucho Marx (as Rufus T Firefly): You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff! Next pun topic: Cheese!

Wait till you see the boxed set treatment in store for the abovementioned campaign setting! There hasn't been so many blasphemies set down in book form since the Necronomicon. And the setting's name kinda rots too: The...

Fare enough.... ;)

I dunno, the more I see of 4E, the more it seems that the designers just aren't trying anymore. Having a pantheon of gods named "Steve", "Bob", and "Chuck"?? I mean, what's up with that! I am also not so comfortable with that new wand, the Wand of Destroying Pretty Much Anything I Don't Like...

One of my favorites from Babylon 5: Londo: "What is it Vir, you moon-faced assassin of joy?" ------------------- Favorite ones from the master, Groucho Marx. Rufus T. Firefly: "How about you? Maybe you could suggest something. In fact to me, you do suggest something. To me, you suggest a...

I have made a shirt from the cloth I've woven from 4e threads. It is comfy and cool, and dare I say, stylish.

Ooooooo I like! And will Drow miniatures be made of dark chocolate? For if so, I intend to hoard the lot of 'em!

Yep....I'm backing away from the table too! :)

Well, personally speaking, I'm no Rummy....I avoid Gin. That keeps my head clear for all of these lovely puns. And we certainly have a Full House of punsters here, I'd say.

Your punning suits you, Gary. You don't have to hit me over the head with a club to see that you got your heart in this venture. I'll make sure to respond in spades. ;) But have a care, for I am no mere diamond in the rough myself!

And what about that new sub-race of Elves, the Keebler Elves? +4 bonus to Craft (baking)? But I really don't like the Smurf race entry. The description doesn't do it justice, although I got a kick out of the +10 racial bonus to Hide checks when trying to be spotted against a blue sky. The...

....meanwhile, somewhere out there, the toxic fallout from all of these puns is choking some poor, innocent, unsuspecting E-bay user. :] Yeah, I'm ready to call this pun-war quits. But let it be known for the record that one of my lesser-known nicknames is Attila the Pun. Should the call...

I think the rule that states "Every time the DM casts Hold Person on a player's character, the DM must whack that player in the head with a phone book" is going to result in an awful lot of lawsuits. Ditto for the new Shrapnel line of D&D Exploding Miniatures.