Without meaning to derail...
If ENworld did it's own, would we do an all literature list, an all geek literature list, an all gaming list, an all DnD list?
I love that the implication here is that adventurers are more destructive than the Tarrasque, earthquakes, etc.
It would take more than a thousand years.
Kalamata olives, the good ones at least, are larger and have a purple sheen. So, @prabe, yes they are shinier. @Dannyalcatraz, maybe your grail olives were just good kalamata?