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Watching amused and interested, Rune only stood there, his aromatic buquet of mysery and malt liquor the only memory of his existence. He had been busy, drinking his cup empty just until he saw the Assimar blush. "HAR HAR HAR!" His laughter is a screaming offense to normal people's ears and...

Think it's like any organic living thing. It has a some kind of "brain" or cognitive/neural system, even if extremely primitive, and some other fundamental systems, like for diggestion. I guess taking parts of it would eventually damage those micro-organs and primitive systems far enough that...

"Bah!" Rune seems amused while carefully eyeing the stranger's beard. "Ya cannae speak dwarven with dat stub crowning yar face, even inna thousand years, lad. Har har!" Something cought his interst however and suddenly a new sparkle was born into his eyes. "You havin' som' trouble, boy? Canya...

Terminator, Cthulu and Chuck Norris... Seems something is missing, I don't know what.

RARE conditions is a bit overworking it. Water is not rare at all, nor is a fire bigger than a torch, but some are extremely hard to fin. Lava is a good example. With the Dust, he needs dry places...I only sprinkled my bag with drying dust (900 gp) and put him in there.

Not entirelly true Pumpkin. He get fast healing like the other Mephits. You can go with any Mephit really.... they are nameless thousands. xD

No, I'm actually more than 6 feet tall and full of muscles. I can speak your language. :) Do you want a vegemite sandwiche? ::XP points to anyone who knows this one::

Why did you did this to me?! Why link my poor naive self to a picture of a scrotum?! (It wasn't an ugly one but all the same) WHYYYYY!!!

I beleive there's Battle Familiar, Spell-Linked Familiar and/or Improved Familiar in the APG. I will check it in a few, tho. EDIT: My bad, I'm sorry. I think I missplaced the feats for the ones on Complete Arcana/other mysterious source. But Improved Familiar is there, strangely. :p Let me...

"Bah! If I get a penny for evry time me wife gave me da beatings I'd be me own boss. Haha!" Bronzebeard's humor improved a ten thousand folds at the sight of beer and the sight of the lovely tiefling lass wasn't half bad. For a long time he only opened his mouth to swallow the alcohol, what...

Doesn't Battle Familiar and Familair Lurk works around that little problem? If you think about improving your Familiar a bit more I belive those are must have.

Dog gammit Cavall, I wanted to give you XP again. Stop being amazing. Silliness aside, that's a very good example of Spell-Thief goodness.

What's a more noble quest than entertainment? I say bring in the sticks and puppets and let the Sesamofun beggins! YouTube - Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster

I'm sorry aboyd, didn't mean to get things OOC. Won't happen again.

Not all of their work is lousy and the most part of what is often is in response to fans overeactions of some mechanical malfunction. As a DM I never had a player exploit any mechanical defect, ever. Everysingle time "karma" would bite them back for trying retarded things like curing an entire...

Don't forget you get +1 to attack and damage, me mates. For Mero is singing a tune for you all!

Seriously, Spellplague would be an interesting idea if they at least gave it some thought. Differently than Cataclysm, which they actually made with understanding of procedure and actual forgotten Warcraft lore. The Dragon Gods and elemental masters of Chaos were a lore so deep buried inside...

I think WotC employers are rather tired of people complaining into their ears how a lousy work they do. I would be, for sure. I mean, the rules are guides, not Set In Stone. I bought them. I do with them whatever I want. What some people call "Homebrew" and "House Rules" I should call "specific...

People is getting really worked up on scarying/weirding the other potential posters. Haha

That's the one. Well, it ain't full of cheese, but it can hold a fight.