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Yeah, I know. Grateful the mods even allow some of the drivel I post on this thread alone.

Power up all you like, I want to out-logic you at your full potential so I can mentally beat you down with my infallible reasoning. While you charge up, I'll show you my ultimate form. That's right. I'm not just your average EnWorlder. I've been trained for several years on a certain social...

Yes. There's only a few places where I'd rather be in Walmart and most of those places don't let you plane shift yourself the second time to end the partying. Edit: Edited to be more mindful.

Huh. That made me feel a little better but I guess it's true what they say about the void shouting back at you. I wish they warned me that it would shout "Shut the [unkind word] up, you [rule breaking noun]! I'm trying to get some damn sleep!" Kinda hurts my sensitive feelings, void, not cool.

I know this thread exists but is there a thread where I can just scream into a void using words that a drill sergeant would blush hearing?

Oh, uh. Wasn't expecting the conversation to go that direction, honestly. Alright, I guess. Makes me even less likely to respond in that thread, though...

I find it annoying that people get upset at others for their lack of generosity only for their benefit. Especially when the person has been extremely generous multiple times already. Oh, I don't know if this counts...

Hmmm...I never went to +4 in my creations, but I think it could be a simple balance to have the +4 weapons be attunement. Now, I'd probably also give them flavorful properties like "Wasp Stinger" "+4 (attunement), wielder can speak with bees, action can control a swarm for 1 minute and must...

Starting to sound like my ex over there.

Sabotaging your own game knowingly, huh? Either that or a typo.

Strictly RAW, no since she has no such ability. As a DM, though, you could make it so and the players probably wouldn't mind. Otherwise, she'd need to use the door to collect her shiny treasures.

Yeah. Seems like it's be unnecessarily complex and unfun otherwise.

I don't do this as a means to make D&D simulationist, but I often do have a semi-cohesive structure to magic and science in my worlds. Look too close and it, of course, breaks down, but I'm only making sufficient explanations such that someone researching magic isn't as nonsensical as someone...

I use the rules and they work well. They kinda work best when they're all being used as sometimes it would seem pointless to do one thing simply because the only thing it affects is something you removed. The fact they don't directly reference them can make it hard for DMs to remove the batches...

I wonder if it's a symptom of life moving so fast that when we look back, we see the past in a rose-tinted view. I always thought the color of bleak was black-or-white but it might very well be blue, then.

There does seem to be alot of those on the internet and in gaming stores. Too often will the internet go into sadistic adjustments to items, plots, or characters just to screw with the players when they don't go where they want to when they want to.

Season 8 (I'm just kidding)

It's not like I'm saying a DM should be revered just for putting on a robe. It's not to pump ego, but it's true that the DM can make or break a game. Without a DM, the game just doesn't function. At all levels, the DM dictates basically everything. And it takes a good DM to not let that get to...

People often forget past the rules and mechanics that DM's are the lifeblood of the hobby. The more difficult of a task to DM a game, the less the game gets played. Difficulty can be all sorts of things like time and basic overhead. Being an arbiter of the rules means you have to be on top of...

I like game design and making worlds. I like creating stuff for others to enjoy. There's something very satisfying turning something imaginary in your head into something real in someone else's head. Ultimately, it becomes real. When the creature you statted out reduces the numbers on a...