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there seem to be a lot of sadasts voting here. who picked both? :confused:

once you've been kicked in the groin does it matter where else you get kicked? :uhoh:

maul of the titans mattock of the titans saw of mighty cutting spade of collosal excavation and a girdle of giant strenghth to all for thier use

another good one I saw at a local gaming store is "Knights: do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are krunchy and good with catsup" :uhoh:

I like it!

another good one for a BIG TRUCK would be "ROLL INNIATIVE"

or anything along those lines

my personal favorite is the old go to: "your village is calling, thier idiot is missing".

my personal favorite is the old go to: "your village is calling, they've lost thier IDIOT!"

I require training in my gamev which costs money and takes a week. this also allows the pc mages & clerics a little time to make scrolls. I allow up to 1 per day even while they are training. since the pc's get xp based on time rather then kills they actualy gain xp even while training. not a...

the pesentry exists to PAY taxes. if you are spending too much then obviously you are not taxing the pesants enough . . . raise taxes to 30k per month and live like a king off the extra 10k :]

the "bard" in my game likes to sing the greedy halfling song. its a song set to the "yellow rose of texas" about a halfling who while sitting at a table in an inn is served [well his table is] a plate of pasterys. he smaples one and finds it to his likeing whereuppon he grabs the rest. said...

memorable Inns the last time I was a player we often or rather repetedly found oursevevs at the Inn in Nesme. [forgotten realms] now to understand the problem I should perhaps describe the village of nesme . . . hovel doesnt do it justice. My character was a human ranger who was raised in an...

in the world of the drow its definately the females who have the power. Dwarves are eqaul but each sex has different roles. Humans varry by region - in amazon areas its the woman in many others its the men I had to go with case by case on this one.

Im currently running a 3.5 d&d game set in the scarred lands setting. the pc's are all about level 4. we meet bi-weekly on saturdays in san gabriel [maby 20-25 minutes or less from whittier depending on how close you are to the freeway] our next game is 11/12/05 at 11 am the part has a mage...

No you were not wrong I live for "baiting" the partys rogue and mage . . . and priest . . . and ranger . . .ya I guess thats all four of them. weither or not they take the bait is up to them :uhoh: there is always more or "better" bait. somtimes they take it othertimes they dont. usually it...

I always knew you were twisted . . . now Im really sure. Too bad you are not in the scarred lands. the jack of tears is always looking for step and fetch errond boys . . . :heh: :heh:

this is the formulea for becoming a lich: "Knowlege is Power . . . Power Corrupts . . . Study Hard . . . be EVIL" thus there are "few" NON-EVIL liches :lol:

Done and Done :cool:

happily married to a former gamer who is no longer interested in playing the game, and who has WAY too many other time commitments to be a regular player anyway.