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Ok, then. Have fun and do not be too much of a humanitarian!

Yes, when a Miscatonic U. Professor's family visit, we should all take care!

I am simultaneously exhausted, and wide-awake. Hello, insomnia. We meet again.

Two cows are standing in a field. One of them turns to the other and says, "So, what do you think of the application of complex manifolds to Faster-Than-Light theory?" The other cow turns, looks at the first cow for a while... ... ..."Mooo!" Then goes back to eating grass. ---------------...

...So are you not a doctor, or not at the Mayo Clinic? :D Dear Journal: C++ int value = 0; ... value -= (value < min) * (value - min); value -= (value > max) * (value - max); Because if statements contain a jump instruction, therefore are slow.

Thank you. You are very helpful in an alternate universe. :p :)

Current location: In Somnia. It can be a difficult place to leave...

For bad code, I like talking to a ducky. Edit: Dear journal, as someone relatively new to C++, I was not quite aware of just how optimized the compiler could be. Today, I saw it optimize away eight different string comparisons. My combined solution is quite a bit less necessary than I...

Went for a walk. After a little ways, I realized that I was coding things wrong, but that my current approach had advantages. A little ways later, I realized I could combine the two approaches to get the best of both with only a little extra code, and have fewer virtual function calls. Today...

I think you're being unfair to Mr. Gates. As far as I know, he was never insane.

That's why you use Linux for IT software. I just spent an hour and a half rewriting code. It now does the exact same thing as before, only better.

Happy new year! Glad to be on this forum again, I haven't been since yesterday. ..What? That was last year!

...Er. If one should perhaps have signed that Apple license, and perchance have a spare Death Star lying around...?

I have no idea why you are pointing out my mischievous desire to trip people up with different measurement systems. :D

While 30-meter tall battlemechs are, realistically speaking, "artillery practice", 7 to 10 meter-tall battlemechs are rather more practical for the following reasons: 1) Broken and hilly terrain. I am given to understand that tanks, and tankers, hate broken and hilly terrain. 2) Changing the...

I think I shall leave this here, for no reason at all... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZh88vz8b8

I have rediscovered the EggNogShake. Turtles are rapidly becoming an endangered chocolate in the house.

A leviathan rises from the deeps! Steve Jackson Games also has their own online store, Warehouse23, at: http://www.warehouse23.com/

Spoiler'd, as it may not be to everyones taste. "Merry had little Christmas dinner... ...And a little Christmas cheer... ...And a little Christmas drunk tank."

Merry Christmas!