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"...If all you have is hammers...All of your problems look like goblins!"

The kitty carries both a fundamental inability to understand the words "adult cats are often lactose intolerant", a pressing interest in empty ice-cream bowls, and a persistent persistence in the pursuit of goals wherein she can see no good reason not to pursue them.

The burning ball of fusion in the sky...It hates ussss!

Most people do run from vampires. The ones who don't, tend to live shorter and filling lives.

...I knew it! You're a vampire! I could not see you atURK!

I don't see anything!

...Why can I see things? WHY CAN I SEE THINGS?!

I honestly cannot remember if I gave XP for that post, but here, have some. :)

Sounds like fun. :)

I should note that, as far as I know, we don't actually know why full plate cat armour existed. But given that armour is worn to protect the wearer, and that cats were used primarily to keep rats and mice out of food stores, it's a fairly good and reasonable conclusion. Sometimes, the rats will...

Ah yes. Armoured doggo. A key part of victory! Also a key part of ensuring that your ratter or terrier was properly protected, if you were a medieval noble. Rats can be quite vicious, and in the battle to protect the storehouses, armoured ratters helped ensure victory for the right side...Your...

Good, good. Soon, you will be able to procure for him his very own chainsword.

Would this face lie to you?

Let's paws before these puns get too hairy. Wouldn't want to get a furball.

Team Kitty has a pretty strong winning streak, but generally has to wait for Team Morning Allergies to retire from the field. But kitty is adorable and will get hugs and backrubs.

The kitty is convinced that I need to be covered in cat hair. I disagree. The debate is ongoing.

Well, with a bit of creative interpretation, and a talking Great Dane, it does. :)

Earth can now beat (new entries are marked with * ): 1) Signs Aliens (2012 movie) 2) Martians (War of the Worlds, H.G. Wells) 3) The Race (Harry Turtledove's Worldwar) *4) Bayformers (Micheal Bay) It is progress. ;) But to speak non-farcically, this development speaks to the science-fiction...

That's terrible! When will people learn?! if things are lost in a big crash, save the PCs!

Your PCs are in a dank, dark sewer, dimly illuminated be street gates and a single light spell, when three large rats come charging out of the muck. What do they see? ...Well... Photobucket link for reference and credits...