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    D&D 5E (2014) How do royalty die in D&D?

    There's always Godzilla. Hard to get rezzed when you're kaiju droppings.
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    Please define a couple of common terms I see used on here

    Which of course is an 80 page trainwreck for a whole other day.
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    Please define a couple of common terms I see used on here

    Basically, when you're playing your character to get the most out of his strengths, and the least out of his weaknesses. It would be like, if you rolled dice for stats, and you got an 18 and a 4. A min-maxer would put the 18 in his most important stat, and the 4 in the stat he never uses...
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    D&D 5E (2014) How do royalty die in D&D?

    Yeah he could. You could totally have a king that's a zombie, depending on the laws of that land.
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    D&D 5E (2014) What to do when Pc's die? What then for that player?

    I think starting as first level has always been a silly concept to me. Why is anyone bringing this first level guy along, on their epic 12th level quest to slaughter their way through Heaven and hell? He's first level, bears are still a big deal to him. Go home, Charlie Brown, let us deal with...
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    D&D 5E (2014) How do royalty die in D&D?

    I think it would go the other way. You would have five kings in a year as the royal family casually murder each other to wear the crown for a day. It would be a game in some kingdoms.
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    D&D 5E (2014) How do royalty die in D&D?

    Who cares if someone's resurrected? They died, the crown went to someone else. Whatever happens after the fact doesn't change that, they're still not the king anymore.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Drow "Sunlight Sensitivity" workarounds?

    Just have the drow character kill the sun god. Problem solved, unless you go to another land or country where a different sun god is worshiped.
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    Advice for hiring a cohort

    If I ever played wizards, which I don't, it would be cool to hire a bodyguard or Fighter, whose only job is to stand near me and protect me. That way he doesn't step on the Fighter's toes.
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    Existential Comics' "Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers"

    I always thought it would be cool to replace Alignment with Philosophy. It would make for some badass games, I think.
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    If you could make a documentary about D&D, what would you like it to focus on?

    Dude, eight minutes isn't very much time. If I was gonna make a documentary, it would be an hour at least, and it would be about those two moron kids who killed each other. Might as well tackle all the 'taboo' stuff head on, and show everyone how silly that taboo is.
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    Group Backgrounds

    Badum-tsh.
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    Group Backgrounds

    Imagine if I'd said it was slightly Robin.
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    Group Backgrounds

    I really love the Secret Society. All at once it conjures an image of something somewhat Victorian, somewhat film noir, and somewhat Batman. I'm absolutely a fan, man.
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    Most unique RAW-legal item used in a game

    The Player's Handbook.
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    BECMI-style Racial Classes (Elf, Dwarf, Halfling, etc)

    Nothing to add mechanically, but I think a Demigod class would be really cool. I've always wanted to play someone with 'important' divine/infernal ancestry, like Hercules or Hellboy. But it's typically hard to do that without taking Templates, which basically make you a superhero at lower...
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    Would you allow this paladin in your game? (new fiction added 11/11/08)

    It's also easy to do if you've been reading 98 pages and completely forget that there's been significant time passed between each comment and post.
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    Nerdgasm!

    I'm just glad you didn't shart any of your nerdness. Seriously though, that's wicked cool. You should seal it in carbonite and cherish it forever.
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    Would you allow this paladin in your game? (new fiction added 11/11/08)

    I voted no, because he's a Paladin. Every Paladin is the same, they make a big deal out of literally everything in the universe. Hey Cedric, can you stab that Orc over there? "Nothing matters in the end, we're all dying so I better get my pleasures where I can! I'm God's Lonely Man." Yeah...
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