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I want to play a Barbarian and slap the taste out of the Town Master's mouth. I'd walk right up to him, give him my sword, then tell him he'll need it. Then after he's done pissing himself, tell him I'll take care of the Rebrand problem for him. Because I'm a goddamn hero, and that's what I...

This didn't have a handle. The chain literally was the handle.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got, she still enjoys quality seafood at affordable prices. That's how that song went, right?

Yeah, but flails are so brutal. also, this isn't related to anything, but have you seen Braveheart? You know that scene where Mel Gibson kills the guy in his bed, and he's just got that really long chain with a steel ball on the end of that? What is that? Is that just a different kind of flail...

Yeah but there's a difference between an Orc and a Dwarf from similar circles palling around, and tenth level Jennifer Lopez hanging out and shopping with first level Phillip the Fisherman.

Not if you inhale helium into your lungs. That's a mage spell I wanna see.

Don't forget, in addition to that you can also swim in plate. Also, at Mishihari, I don't know about picks, but maces and warhammers were made specifically for armor. They were made to bash and smash at the metal until it broke or got dented enough for other, more stabby weapons, to finish the...

I have no problem with everyone starting at first level from a mechanical standpoint. There are ways to make it work I'm sure. And I get why older school DMs do it, because earning your levels is great. But it baffles me why first level Nancy Drew is hanging out with ninth level Superman. I...

Yeah, but that can be countered by just telling Randy to knock it off, then throwing his dice across the room so he has to go get them.

Yeah, I'm not such a fan of technology being powered by magic. I like to give wizards and magic classes as little credit as possible for anything.

Well, wouldn't they be comparable to matches? Maybe they last longer or shorter, depending on how lighters work in real life? (I have no idea.) Maybe the advantage is, you can always light a lighter if it has fuel, whereas with matches you have to be all careful about the wind and the rain and...

No matter what alignment the characters are, players are always creatures of chaos. They're like Dracula's castle.

Do you need it to have stats? If you're the DM, you could just have it be a plot point, if they're out of fuel for it.

I just had an idea. I want to play a Werewolf in D&D or Pathfinder. But, I don't want to play the 'Shifter' template. Instead, I just want the transformation to be purely mental/supernatural, and thus play the Barbarian and use the Rage power to represent this. Maybe multiclass him with Ranger...

I wanna play. I love Urban campaigns.

What I'd do, and this may be really cool or really brutal, but I'd strip away the Wizard class, and replace it with a Ghost class. He keeps all his knowledges and stats and memories, but he doesn't have the actual power. That's all gone, it's replaced with ghost stuff he can do. He can phase...

For ideas, check out the DC character 'Deadman'.

Nice. You could also use a variation for Wolverine's claws. I approve.

Yeah sure. I'll purchase 'em for you and mail them over in a few years, when 6th edition comes out.

You should probably read the books to figure out how to avoid reading the books for your games.