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  1. Funeris

    Resource sought: Actual bard songs/poems made for in-game use

    In this thread, starting around the seventh post, we started coming up with little limerics that could help. Anything more extensive though, I haven't seen. ~Fune
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    The Blade of Phoee (Updated 12/08/08)

    Hey Herremann, Its great to see you still hanging about! I hope all my other readers are still about too ;) ~Fune
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    The Blade of Phoee (Updated 12/08/08)

    Chapter 8: Devils in the Dark I have returned! :cool: Hope you missed me. ;) Let's begin Chapter 8: Devils in the Dark, shall we? I can't guarantee a steady stream of updates...life is hectic right now. But I'll do my best...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage (Concluded) On the evening of the second day, two impressive citadels rose high into the east and west. The Anvil and the Hammer overshadowed Raider’s Bay and the dozens of trade and war ships that drifted upon the fierce blue sea. The largest...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Hi Fimmtiu! In the Valus, the Gods are at war. There are weeks where a God is in power. Each God also has a month where it is ascendant over the other Gods. When a God is ascendant, its clerics have special abilities. For example, when in the cave (post major Minetown Battle, pre Motega's...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage (Continued) Motega glowered as the wind shifted. The priest, Fitz, was suppressed. His stench, the bane of all clerics for one week a month and one month every year, was a fetid rotting scent. His sensitive nose could not take that punishment...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Drake made a fine replacement for Toby as far as battle-prowess goes. He had his signature moves and they didn't fail. Unfortunately, his personality did not match the paladin's. But if it had, why would I have even brought him in. I had my fill of righteousness. After time, righteousness...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage (Continued) Not too long. Eh...guess I'm not in a writing mood yet again. ------------------------------------------------------------- Sleep or death seemed the only choices. Yet, the Gordian Drake maintained some semblance of consciousness...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage (Continued) I didn't forget you. I never forget you, my loyal readers. Unfortunately, I had been busy. Long story short, Happycat's brother is being re-deployed to Iraq for another year. We had to see him before he left. Familial obligations...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    I'm pretty sure those days of non-braindeadedness just don't occur much any more :( ~Fune
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    High Fantasy Modern Storyhour - The Long Road (updated December 7)

    Hey RW, just wanted to let you know that I'm still reading. More importantly, I'm still enjoying this awesome modern storyhour. Great writing as always. ~Fune
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage “Mage,” Dougal grunted with a stern look on his face, “Write a report of what you've done here, and what you've seen, if you want. I'll take it to my superiors. May even be some money in it for you, may be just more questions. Your call. I'll...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Well, the IC reasons are always the most important for me. Even with chaotically-aligned characters...there has to always be some reason. Now, maybe with the chaotically-aligned characters it is harder to know the exact reason (I'm chaotic in real life, too) but its still there. That's enough...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    :) You know, when I fired off that email, I instantly received a response along the lines of: Do you know what the hell you're doing? OOC: I did not leave the game. I bring in another character. Did I want to switch PCs? I liked Tobias but I was getting tired with Yeti always boasting...
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    The Realms of Enlightenment: The Grey Companions

    Hey Jon! That's great news (about the 16 or so updates "in the can"). I am looking forward to it. ;) ~Fune
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Chapter 13: Family, Responsibility, and Voyage (Cont'd) Welcome aboard Mother1219! Just in time for an...unexpected change. Everyone was shocked. :D -------------------------------------------- “Nothing to be done,” Fitz stated coldly. The cleric lifted Motega’s flask, draining the last...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Nope, not Monday yet. Not for another 2 hours anyway. Look for an update...mmmm...tomorrow evening most likely. Another busy weekend and no time to write. :\ ~Fune
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Well...ahem...I mean...Funeris is (bastardized) Latin you know...for....touched by death (approximately) :heh: :p ~Fune EDIT: funus -eris n. [a funeral , burial]. Transf., [the corpse; death; destruction, ruin; a cause of ruin]. How accurate is that sh*t?! :]
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Yup, the quotes are pretty direct. I change tense and maybe a word here or there...but this is it. This is what happened. I'm taking less liberties at this point in the story....because its very important to do so. I did however leave out the re-questioning of 'Honest' Abe. It was not...
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    In the Valus - The Heroes of Marchford (Chapter 14 Continues - 12/24/08)

    Yeti: Ah...a robe with that belt buckle, if you know what I'm saying ;) You told Motega that it was the one piece of gear he wasn't getting back... Sirya: Unfortunately, Eric's Grandma would slap my descriptions right out of this forum. So...no kissing and telling from me. HalfOrc...
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