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  2. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Andy Dufresne: Dumb-a**? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break. Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we?
  3. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm sure there's probably a reddit page for people that are into that... He drunkenly mumbled something about the bards finally coming for him before he wandered off and passed out.
  4. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I'm pretty sure they're no longer viable for transplant after they've been digested...
  5. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I think I just saw a shark on a broomstick... It's a little bit windy around here right now, lol.
  6. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Fun Fact: I actually work with a guy named Jeremiah Johnson... Unfortunately, he was completely unaware of the movie (and has no plans to watch it), so we couldn't rag on him about it. :cry:
  7. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Given that I'm pretty sure I once saw a small angry-looking man in rural Vermont walk to the edge of a parking lot and turn into a badger before heading off into the snowy woods, I'm perfectly willing to accept this as fact.
  8. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Yo momma so high-maintenance, her emotional baggage got Gucci tags on it!... :p
  9. Mad_Jack

    D&D 5E (2024) No NPC Magic in PCs Homebase

    If you're planning to have Sherriff "Spellbomb" Bob, Deputy Sidekick and a couple of "uncredited" redshirts (who most likely would also be responsible for one or two other neighboring villages as well), you should probably up the size of the population to at least a hundred adults, a lot of whom...
  10. Mad_Jack

    D&D General Just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug: D&D, Sexism, and the '70s

    Nah, it's just his blood that gets angered. The rest of him is pretty chill. He's actually here because if he doesn't type at least 15,000 words a day he'll explode from the build-up of pressure caused by his hatred of bards swelling up to the point where it physically crowds out all other thoughts.
  11. Mad_Jack

    D&D 5E (2024) No NPC Magic in PCs Homebase

    Outisde of access to healing spells/potions until they get to someplace else (which will affect how they plan their adventuring days), there's not really all that much they'd be missing.
  12. Mad_Jack

    D&D General What is your most prized Dungeons and Dragons Product?

    I couldn't begin to pick just one thing... I still have the d6, d10 and d12 from my original Basic set, as well as d10's from both GAMMA World and Star Frontiers... I have the Endless Quest books from 1-19, 21-22, 24 and 30, as well as a Spanish-language version of one of them. I have the box...
  13. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm in New England - the Italians run everything around here. ;)
  14. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    And yet the most soda-drinking country in the whole damn world can't manage to stock Irn-Bru anywhere within an hour of me... 🤬 <glares at America> (And I am not about to spend $30-40 plus shipping to order a six-pack of soda off the internet.)
  15. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Actually, a lot of my 2nd Ed AD&D gaming groups were like that - we weren't friends and had little in common outside of the game. Most of the time, each group member was only familiar with two or three of the others before the game started. There was a large extremely-loosely-connected web of...
  16. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Well, I am a unicorn... I never play with people I like. There's far too much chance I'll break them.
  17. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    :p (I actually tried being human once, but it didn't work out...)
  18. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I say scru it all the time when trying to understand people...
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