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I didn't even know he posted on this forum - wait, does that mean that pineapple pizza is a literal sin?

Be glad you don't live in New England... We have days where it snows in the morning and people are wearing shorts by the afternoon, then four hours later it's snowing again.

Turns out, it was just that I hadn't switched the pump from 230 to 115... But I had to call a plumber to tell me that. Feh. At least it was only $140 worth of stupidity.

Seems quite reasonable to me. I usually just set their eyeballs on fire...

Now if only they had partnered with Underarmor, lol... Some of the old TSR-era merch is pretty much just as out there - candy, party napkins, etc....

I'm pretty sure that Utopia is several elephants and a tortoise or two above us...

Can someone please shoot me? Please? (pleasepleasepleasepleaseprettyplease) (I'll pay you - you can have all the change in my pockets...) Lost water pressure last night, sounded like maybe the pump was bound up. Figured the pump is kinda old at this point, may as well just replace it. New...

When I was ten, I was running my first adventure for myself and my friend Sal. We were both playing elves (Basic). We walked into a 10-ft. square room with a door on the other side. As we're looking around an ogre comes in the other door... I cast magic missile at it. It laughed. It hit me. I...

My cultures tend to resemble a blend of various basic archetypes (My nomadic grassland horse clans have various similarities to pretty much every real-world temperate nomadic culture as well as both the Dothraki and the Riders of Rohan), as I take a very holistic approach to designing them...

That's just called politics.

Maybe they're a vampire... Are vampires even capable of self-reflection? In previous editions, I've usually had my mages well-stocked with oil, thunderstones, holy water and other artillery - for those times when if you want the bad guys all grouped up in fireball formation you just have to...

I thought that looked interesting, but I've also heard reviews that it really didn't hit the marks it was aiming for.

Ohpleasegod, people... Do NOT feed the really weird bear....

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The monk pays with a $5 bill, but the vendor doesn't give him any change back. When the monk asks for his change, the vendor replies, "Change, my child, must come from within." Definitely the coolest...

Wow... Someone finally actually said what we were all wondering this whole time... :p I can hear the gears powering up on the can opener and the hiss of air escaping from the can, and detect the first hints of the smell of worms filling the air, lol...

Did those also happen to be your last two years of college? :p (I wish I could blame my lack of a college degree on excessive partying, or my mental issues, or lack of money, but honestly, I was just an idiot.)

Well, it's now official - I've taken up a project to do a mini for a coworker's character... :rolleyes: Fortunately, there's a pre-existing figure that's pretty close to what he was envisioning, and I have the picture he found online for his character. But, just for giggles, I also ordered a...

I've always wanted to sing Valjean onstage. Unfortunately I can't sing, so, paraphrasing the line from Gone In 60 Seconds, I stay the hell out of musicals*... I resemble that remark... Been to over 500 shows, seen it in 12 US states, performed in 10 (including at the national...