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  1. Gnarlo

    D&D General Did you get your start playing D&D, and what do you play now?

    Started with Holmes Basic and moved to 1E after that. Moved from 1E to Rolemaster, CoC, Gamma World, Paranoia... probably a couple more. Took a long break, then started up again with 3E. Another long break and reading/collecting 5E now. My philosophy on D&D is the same as the Vacation movies...
  2. Gnarlo

    D&D General What would be the best and worst parts or living in a D&D campaign world?

    Best: there are enough "half-this" and "half-thats" that something would want to date me (half-gelatinous cube, anyone?) Worst: I'd end up being the cleric, and nobody wants to be the cleric.
  3. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    See, I've heard there are pictures of halflings in the PHB, but I've also had jokers try to tell me there are Star Wars movies after Return of the Jedi as well...
  4. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    The Battle of Morannon, the big battle at the Black Gate of Mordor (the "For Frodo!" spot in the movies). Everyone felt it was a good spot to end the campaign, as continuing on to fight armies of Balrogs just seemed like it would make the combat drag.
  5. Gnarlo

    TSR Just when you thought it was all over.... now there’s a fourth TSR!

    I’m just waiting for Fred to rip their mask off and we find out TSR was really Old Man Smithers all this time…
  6. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    Now, now, halflings are just humans with really big built in feet….
  7. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    There’s a whole other thread on how no one plays that Silmarillion stuff so we ought to just end D&D at Morannon level.
  8. Gnarlo

    D&D 5E (2014) The Mainstreaming of D&D

    James Hoffman, the coffee guy on YT, got a local creamery to make him an artisanal vanilla ice cream with 8 crushed beans in his quest for the perfect affogato; he remarks in the video “you don’t know how good, and expensive, this is” :)
  9. Gnarlo

    TSR Just when you thought it was all over.... now there’s a fourth TSR!

    Are they going to explore the premise that I've heard somebody make that Buffy (and Seinfeld, and so many other shows from the 80s and 90s) would lose most of their episodes if someone had just had a cellphone to pull out? :)
  10. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    I've made it through a little over a hundred pages of this so far and basically, it boils down to the Players Handbook has Dwarves as Gryffindor, Elves as Ravenclaw, Humans as Slytherin, and Halflings as Hufflepuff. And everyone mocks and rolls their eyes and thinks Hufflepuffs are boring and...
  11. Gnarlo

    D&D General My Problem(s) With Halflings, and How To Create Engaging/Interesting Fantasy Races

    I know this is from way back, but I’m just getting around to this thread and I love this. Halflings are basically the “lower decks” of the fantasy world; doing all the grunt work, getting none of the credit, and when the “important” people of the world even notice them it’s to say “who are these...
  12. Gnarlo

    TSR Giantlands

    Kimchi on pizza??!! That’s… that’s… oddly intriguing, actually :) Definitely giving it a go.
  13. Gnarlo

    TSR Just when you thought it was all over.... now there’s a fourth TSR!

    Wow, I'm... speechless. "They are banning Giantlands and TSR, just like the Satanic Panic people did! TSR hasn't even produced anything yet; how can they say whatever they make is going to be evil?!" Is he really that clueless to the situation here, is he burying his head in the sand to ignore...
  14. Gnarlo

    TSR Just when you thought it was all over.... now there’s a fourth TSR!

    “we got hacked” doesn’t even get you a space in Dumpster Fire Bingo; it’s the free spot in the middle.
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  16. Gnarlo

    D&D 5E (2014) The Mainstreaming of D&D

    Matters of different perspective and experience of course, as I don’t see a huge mainstreaming in the general populace… among the nerd population, sure. At the hospital I work at, there are a little over 40 workers on my unit, ranging in ages from 21 to 60s; I’ve found 3 (counting myself) who...
  17. Gnarlo

    D&D 5E (2014) Why do people care when threads get necro'd?

    Dang it, in before I could 👍 Expecting to see a couple of very old necro’d threads pop up now; heck I would have a decade ago… My sense of humor hasn’t gotten any better, I’m just a lot more tired these days 😉
  18. Gnarlo

    TSR Whatever Happened To TSR's Michael?

    REAL gamers played while the Conan, Wrath of Khan, and Lord of the Rings (1977) soundtracks were on… And on topic, Micheal row the boat ashore, hallelujah, Micheal row the boat ashore…
  19. Gnarlo

    TSR TSR3 Blames Widespread Pushback On WotC

    There was a 3rd party weapons book back in the 3E days I have that divided armor and weapons by historical age, ie stone, bronze, iron, etc, and gave them bonuses and penalties against each other for damage, to hit, speed, etc. I also went through the Battletech tech manuals back in the day...
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